Isikhokelo (Esikhokelo)
Iminyaka emithandathu eFransi kwaye ndinendawo kule ndawo. Ukubhaka i- chocolate ? Hlola. Ukulwa nokufa ukungena kwibhanki imizuzu emithathu emva kokuba ivaliwe? Yenziwe. Ndade ndayigqiba ingqungquthela ye-Master ngesiFrentshi (uThixo uyazi indlela). Nangona kukho into enqabileyo, ngoko ke ukukhangela ngeqhwaba kukuthi ndihlale ndiphaphekile ebusuku: ubugcisa obuhle bokuziqonda kakuhle intombazana yaseParis.
Ewe, ndiyazi ukuba oku akubalulekanga ngokubaluleka kwisikimu esikhulu sezinto. Ewe, ndiyayiqonda ukuba ndimele ndicinga ngempumelelo eyoyikisayo ye-Pen Peninsy okanye i-slide yokuqhubekayo ye-Euro kunye ne-dollar okanye ukuba kutheni abantu basoloko baluxabisekileyo ukuhlambulula emva kwezinja zabo kweli lizwe. Kodwa andinako. Ukufuna kwam ukuphola kwi-française kuyaqhubeka.
Funda ezihambelanayo : Iimpawu eziphezulu eziphathelele eParis naseParis
1. Le "Coiffe": Mlawuli "Ukuphela kweBhedi Khangela"
Utshintsho luqala yonke i- coiffe . Kuba abo abazange bahlale kwilizwe-ye-most-milk-products-per capita, ndinokuxelela ukuba kukho ubugcisa obuhle bokujonga izinto ezixakekileyo. Yinto "yonke into kodwa". I-AKA, vuka, ubeke ngokucophelela i-blue-and-white emhlophe eneemikhono eminwe emininzi, i-jeans i-Skinny kunye ne-Converse, i-splotch ye-lipstick ebomvu, kwaye nantoni na enikwenzayo, UNGENZI izinwele zakho. Oku kuya kuqinisekisa ukuba ukhangeleke ngokupheleleyo, ngaphandle kweso sigxina esingasemva kwekhanda lakho.
Mhlawumbi oku kubonakala kungenanto-kodwa ndikuqinisekisa, akunjalo. Oko oku kwenza ukuba kubonakale ngathi "uvuke ngale ndlela." Ndiyathetha, iParisiennes yenza nje, akunene? Ngoko kubonakala ngathi.
2. I-Lipstick kunye namazinyo
Kwaye akayeki apho. Nangona amaMerika ayaziwa ngenxa yokunyanzeliswa kwawo, ama-white-toothed grins, amaninzi amabhinqa aseParis ayengakwazi ukwenza loo mini ngaphandle komthamo onempilo we-nicotine kunye nekhofi, oko kuthetha ukuba abamhlophe abamhlophe bafana ne-grabby grays.
Yingakho i-lipstick ebomvu ifika ngokufanelekileyo: ukucima yonke into yokusetyenziswa kakubi ngomlomo. I-Orthodontia ayinayo enkulu kweli lizwe, ezininzi zee-gray ze-drab zitsho kakhulu. Kodwa kwiindlela ezintle kakhulu. Cinga uVansasa Paradis 'umdaka othakazelisayo othakazelisayo (ochazwe ngasentla), kungekhona i-grin engenasiphelo ye-panhandler ekhoneni. Ngoko, faka umgcini wakho wokugcina kwiimeko zalo kwaye vumela ukuba i-snaggletooth ixhomeke.
Ngoku ukuba unamazinyo akho ngokufanelekileyo, uphantsi komyalelo ongqongqo ukuba ungababonisi. Ngaphantsi kweemeko. Ukumomotheka kuba zizilumko, emva koko konke.
Ewe, akunjalo ngokupheleleyo . Ukuba, imizuzu engamashumi amathathu engxoxweni nomhlobo wakho kwibha , kwenzeka ukuba uhlekise kwaye uyeka ukukhalaza ngemvula, ilanga, kubanda, ukushisa, intsapho yakho ye-idiot, into yokuba iBouguesgues Telecom ivaliwe akukho sizathu, kwaye ke ngoko kuphela xa ufanele ujike intloko yakho kwindawo ekhethiweyo kwaye uvumeleke ukuhleka okukhulu kobomi bakho. Kuya kuza ngokungalindelekanga kangangokuba kuya kuba nefuthe elifanayo njengokufumana iglasi yamanzi abandayo ebusweni. I-bar yonke iya kuthandwa, kwaye imfihlakalo yakho iya kuba kwiingqondo zonke iintlungu, intombazana yangaphandle ihluphekile ngokwaneleyo ukuba ibekho phambi kwakho.
3. Yidla ngokupheleleyo into yonke - kodwa ngokumodareyitha
Ngoku, ndiyazi ukuba ulindele le nxalenye ye-diatribe yam, ngoko andiyi kudanisa. Ufuna ukwazi ukuba abantu baseParis bahlala benomdla kangakanani kwaye banxibe kakuhle. Ewe, makhe siqale ngento enobumba. Okokuqala, abafazi baseParisiya, baninzi ekudumeni kwakho, YIDLA. Badla kakhulu. Ikhonkco lokususa. Ushizi okhulile. I-Baguette emva kwe-baguette emva kwe-baguette. Emva kwesiguette. Phosisa kwezinye i-croissants kunye ne- ice cream ngeveki kunye nokwanele ukwenza le ntombazane yaseMerika iphose izandla zayo ngokukrakra, imemeza, "Ndicinga ukuba ndiza kuhamba!" Kodwa awuyi kubona abaninzi baseParis. . Ngexesha eliba liqhelekileyo, indlela engcono yokutshisa zonke iinqatha kukuhamba nganye kwiikona zedolophu imihla ngemihla, ukuthatha izitebhisi ezingenammiselo kwiMetro Metro , ezinezintlu zesondo apha nakwekho, ukungabi nokutywala, kunye ne-MODERATION.
Ndicinga ukuba abanye baseMelika bacinga nje ukuba abantu baseFransi bahamba ngeenxa zonke imini kunye ne-croissant ehlanjwe ngesandla kunye neenkiki zokujikeleza kwideskiti zabo zokusebenza. Akunjalo.
Funda okuhlobene: Indlela yokuLawula isonka kunye ne-Pastries eParis njengePro
Kukho ixesha kunye nendawo yokutya apha kwaye ukuba ufuna ukwazi ukupholisa iParis, kufuneka ukhumbule ukuba amaxesha okudla adalwa ngenxa yesizathu. Ngoku ubeka phantsi intlungu okanye i-chocolat kwaye makhe sithethe ngomnye umcimbi obaluleke kakhulu: iimpahla.
4. Hlaba abanye ukuba bangenise ngeSitomenti Sakho esingenakuPhatha
Ukuthengwa eParis kufana nokungena kwidibiki. Ukuba unengqiqo ukuzama ukuthenga iimpahla kwintengiso ye sixeko, ndincoma kuqala ukuba awukho phantsi kweemeko zenze njalo ngoMgqibelo ngemini. Phindela emuva kwi-shark echazwe ngasentla. Ukuba ufuna ukuphuma kunye neGucci (okanye i-H & M-- ngubani esiyibambayo?) Ibhatyi, uya kufuna isidanga. Okokuqala, hlalani kude neetokheni ngokunokwenzeka, ngaphandle kokuba uhlwempuzekile, njengalowo kufuneka ukuba ube nekhono elihle kakhulu kwaye unako ukuzenza izigqibo. Ukuba ungowomdaka ocebileyo, ndincoma i-boutique de boutiques kufuphi ne-Sacre Coeur, apho i-bracelet yegolide elula kunye ne-mustache icon ehlanganisiweyo (yifashini, umntwana) iya kuhlawula i-75 euros. Ayinamsebenzi. Yithenge. Thenga loo nto, kunye ne-sweatshiyiti engaphelelwanga, eyongeziweyo, i-mangy ephathekayo eyenziwa yinto efanelekileyo kubafazi abanezintlu kunye ne-boobs yentombazana eneminyaka eli-12. Oku kuza kukhangeleka phezu kweelandi ezintsha ze-skinny ezimnyama ozithengayo. Ndiyathetha, uthenge ezo, kunjalo ?
Izibonelelo ezingakumbi kwi-style yaseParisienne i-Wannabes:
- Iimpawu zokuGcina eziPhambili kunye neBall e-Paris
- Ukuthengwa kwixabiso elincinci eParis: Isakhiwo kwiBhajethi
5. Cinga ukuba 'Hamba
Ngoku ukuba uye wazi kakuhle iinwele ezingcolileyo, ukumncumo okungenakuphoswa kunye nezambatho ezintle, sele ulungele ukuthatha uzuko olupheleleyo lweParisienne. Konke okufunayo ukulungiswa kwesimo sengqondo. Khumbula zonke izinto ozifundileyo esikolweni malunga nokungathethi nantoni na ukuba ungenanto into enhle ukuyithetha? Ewe, libale loo nto . Ukuba yiParisisi akukona ngokuba mnandi. Ngokuphathelele ukunyaniseka. Eyinyani, kuyo nayiphi na imiqathango echaza kuwe. Ukuba uphakamise kwicala elingalunganga lombhede, makumele wonke umntu kwi-radius yakho yee-mile-kumi ayazi. Ufumene umsebenzi wakho wephupha? Hlabelela kwiindawo zokurhweba. Uthiya, kwaye ndiyathethi HATE umhlobo wakho omtsha? Memeze. Ngaba nje unomhla kunye naloo mlingani osebenza naye onothando owawuthandana ngonaphakade? Thetha ngaye njengokuba yiyona enkulu ye-douchebag oye wadibana nayo. Lindani, yintoni?
Ewe oko kulungile. Isiqwenga sokugqibela seParisienne i-puzzle yeigrafu (kulabo bachanekileyo, oko kukuthi) ukusebenzisana kwakhe namadoda. Akukaze kube lula, ihlale iyingcamango, ingaqondakaliyo. Yilokho olandelayo. Cinga ngendlovukazi yeqhwa evela kwisikolo esiphakamileyo engazange ibuke indlela yakho. Okanye u-Angelina Jolie ungenasibindi. Isiqubulo sakho: Akungabonakali.
Oku akutsho ukuba awukwazi ukuphosa kwi-charm yaseAmerica ngokukhawuleza. Ngelixa amaFrentshi athi bayayithiya, bayayiphendula ngokucacileyo ngokucacileyo nangomdla. Nangona kunjalo, gcina i-excel-excitement yakho ubuncinane. Yintoni eyenza ukuba ibhokhwe yabo iqhube, ukuphikisana, kunye nokudideka konke. Kutheni kucaca xa ungacacanga? Akukona ukudlala imidlalo, ngokuphathelele ukudlala iYOMGAMA. Uyakucela? Lindela ubuncinane iintsuku ezintathu ukuphendula. Uthi wayenandipha umhla wakho kunye? Mphendule nje, "Ewe, kwakumnandi. Uyabona. "Ukungahambi kakuhle kwesi simo kuya kumenza aphuphe ngawe de kube kuhlanjululwa kakhulu kangangokuthi akanakho ukhetho ngaphandle kokuthandana nawe.
Andiyi kulala. Esi sicwangciso siya kuba buhlungu kakhulu. Emva kwakho konke, ukungahoyi iimpembelelo zemvelo kunomdla wokuzisela ubushushu, ukubetha iimbola, kunye nokugqithiswa kwabantu. Kodwa ukuba ufuna ukuthatha loo ndawo yaseFarisi epholile kwaye ube neParisian fellas ewehla phezu kwakho, uya kuguquka loo nto uze uphuze. Ngoku akusiyo ixesha lokusebenzisa izinto ozifundileyo njenge-cheerleader esikolweni esiphakeme.
Umxholo ophantsi: Ukufumana i-Medium Happy
Ndicinga ukuba mhlawumbi ngokwaneleyo ngoku. Ingqondo yakho mhlawumbi idlulele kakhulu kangangokuthi unganakucinga ukuba usebenzise enye yale nto. Kodwa ndikuqinisekisa ukuba, kuya kwenzeka kwaye kuya kusebenza. Xa usufezile, unokufumana nokuba nantoni na oyifunayo kulo mzi.
Into eyona nto, inxalenye yam iyamangalisa ukuba umkhenkco wesifazane waseMerika eParis akwanele ukucima konke oku kupholile eParis. Kungenakwenzeka ukuba ukumamatheka kwamehlo amantombazana aseMnicazi kwandise amaFrenchie ngokwaneleyo ukuze abakhohlwe bonke malunga nokuwenza imfihlelo yonke ixesha? Ngaba ngokwenene ndifanele ndiqale ukutshaya xa ndineminyaka engama-35 ukuze ndikhangeleke? Kukho into engenasicalulo kuyo yonke le nto. Kufuneka kubekho novuyo ophakathi. Kuthekani ukuba ndithembisa ukuyeka ukugubha njenge-idiot rhoqo xa umntu endivumela ukuba ndidlule kwimitha kwaye ndiye ndidle ii sandwich ze-bhanti ze-bhotela zokutya; ukuba ngaba ndivumelekile ukuba ndivule ngokuphanga kabini ngeveki kwaye ndigcine umgca wemibala embala kwiplasite yam? Ngaba kuya kukwanela?
Ewe, ngelixa ndicinga ngale nto, kufuneka ugcwalise umgudu wakho osondeleyo kunye nemali enamandla kakhulu yaseArabhuya inokuthenga nokukhetha umthunzi we-lipstick ebomvu ngokubhekiselele kwesikhumba sakho. Ngenxa yokuba sijamelane nayo, u-honey, inguquko ibe yiParisienne engaqondakaliyo ayiyi kuba lula. Kuya kuba nentlungu ebandakanyekayo, kwaye kungekhona uhlobo olususwe, olususwe lwaBandaid. Kodwa ngomonde omncinane kunye nokunyamezela, uya kukwazi ukuwukhupha.
Malunga noMbhali
UColette Davidson ungumlobi waseMinnesotan ohlala eParis ukususela ngo-2009, kunye negalelo eliqhelekileyo kwi-About.com Paris Travel. Ubhala kwaye ubika ingxelo yokushicilela, idijithali, i-rediyo kunye nomabonakude kunye nokuguqulelwa kwe-Christian Science Monitor, i-Lancet Psychiatry, uSaotioti Wikiradio, i-Radio France International, i-France Televisions kunye ne-BBC, phakathi kwezinye.
Kwiblogi yakhe yomntu, uKolet Ink, unokufunda ngokugqithiseleyo kunye nokuqwalasela okuvela kwihambo zakhe kunye namava akhe eFransi naseParis.