Indlela Yokuphepha I-French-Rated French Rude

by UKelby Carr

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Ngaba amaRude amaRude?

Uyaliva ixesha kunye naso: "AmaFrentshi akrakra!" Ngaphambi kokuba unyuke unyawo eFransi, uva iindaba ezibuhlungu zamehlo angamahlaya aseFransi aphendulela iphimbo lawo kumntu nabantu bonke, amaSyria aseParis awanqwenela ukukhokela, okanye abantu baseFransi ngokubanzi ababazondayo amaMelika.

Ngoko xa uya khona ngokokuqala ngqa, yiloo nto ukulindeleyo kwaye uyilungiselela.

Uninzi lwabantu lunokuba lubi kakhulu, ukuba lukhutshwe. Kodwa uya kumangaliswa. Akunabo kuphela abantu abaninzi baseFransi odibana nabo ngokubanzi, babenobungane, banceda kwaye banomusa. Ewe, baya kuphuma ekuhambeni kwabo ukukunceda! Njani oku? Bekuphi okubizwa ngokuba yiFrench ekhohlakeleyo?

Kodwa ngamanye amaxesha abo bazintlonelo banokukhululekile, ngakumbi xa sisetyenziswe kubo. Sasivame ukuhamba unyaka ngamnye ekutyeleleni kwi-brasserie kufuphi ne-Ecole Militaire eParis ebizwa ngokuba nguT Thoumieux. Abalindi babememezela kuwe, banikezela imenyu ngaphandle kokumomotheka baze bathathe umyalelo wakho ngokuthula. Sasiyifumene kwaye yaba ngumdlalo wokufumana umncedisi ukuba aphumle. Ngamanye amaxesha uphumelele. Emva koko uParis wagqiba ekubeni asebenze umkhankaso we-charm kwaye waqeqesha abalindi ukuba bathi Bonjour okanye uBonsoir ngokumomotheka, uze uphulaphule oko uthethayo.

Sahamba kwaye ababalindi benza oko kanye. Kodwa kwakungafani. Ngokuphambeneyo, sasifuna abaculi bethu abancinci. Sazi apho sasinazo khona. Hayi ukukhathazeka; kuthatha zonke iintlobo kwaye ukuba unethamsanqa uya kufumana i-grumpy. Ukunyamezela nabani na onokufumana; I-Thoumieux iyakhaka kwaye ixabiso elikhulu.

Indlela yokuKhathalela isiFrentshi

Akukho mfihlelo enzulu. Zilandela nje iingcebiso eziqhelekileyo zokuba ungaphi na kwihlabathi. Njenge:

Njalo ncinane uzame ukuthetha isiFrentshi. Ukuthi nje, "Bonjour! Parlez-vous English?" (elibizwa ngokuthi bon-jouha, pah-lay vooz ahn-glay) lingenza imisebenzi emangalisayo. Kuthetha ukuba, "Sawubona. Uthetha isiNgesi?" AmaFrentshi amaninzi ayeza kukungazi ngokungazelelwe athethe isiNgesi ngokucacileyo ukuba uzama nje. Kwakhona, zama ukucinga ukuba ungacinga ntoni ngomntu ongaqhelekanga uhamba nawe waya kuthetha isiFrentshi kwaye ulindele ukuba uphendule ngalelo lwimi.

Qiniseka ukuba ubingelela abantu abangaziwa nabo, "Bonjour" ngaphambi kokuqalisa kwezinye izicelo. EFransi, kuthathwa njengento engcolileyo ukuhamba nje kwaye uqale ukuthetha njengoko senza eMelika.
Ukucima! AmaFrentshi ngabantu abathintekayo kakhulu kuluntu (nangona xa bethandwa okanye banelisekile ngento bangayifumana i-decibels). Andizange ndiqaphele ukuba ukukhathazeka kunokuba kukuvakala kude ndide eFransi. Mna nomyeni wam sasidla isidlo sakusika eCarcassonne xa iqela labavakhenkethi baseMerika liye lalingena, bekhamuluka ngokukhamuluka, bejikeleza ivenkile yokuthambisa iifoto zabathengi kwaye ngokuqhelekileyo bangenangqiqo. Indoda enye yathi, "Ndiyabuza ukuba ngaba bayayifaka apha?" kulo lonke igumbi. Ukuziphatha kwabo kwenziwa kwabonakala ngakumbi eFransi apho abantu bangundoqo. Ndingaqaphela ukuba abasebenzi bokulinda baqhubeka behlonipha ezi ntlanzi, nangona bephazamisa ukuhamba kwexesha lokutya.

Funda malunga neenkcubeko ezahlukeneyo. Ngamaxesha amaninzi, amaFrentshi asabela ngokukhawuleza kuba senza into ebhekwa njengento engathandekiyo kwimigangatho yabo. Yazi inkcubeko yesiFrentshi namasiko ngaphambi kokuya kuphepha ukungaqondani.

Ndibe nesiFrentshi esabeka phezu kweemephu ukuze ndikhokele kwindawo eya kwam, owabhala phantsi i dollar xa ndijamelene neenombolo eziqhelekileyo zesiFrentshi kwaye oye wangena ngaphaya nangaphezulu ukuba andincede. Ndifumene uncedo kwisiNgesi kubantu abaninzi baseFransi. Zama ukufumana ulwazi ngolwimi lwangaphandle ngexesha u tyelela iNew York City. Ngoko ungahambi ngcamango ekhethekileyo; baphathe wonke umntu njengoko uza ekhaya kwaye uya kuba neeholide enkulu.