Ukutyelela iIreland njengomfazi ongaphelelanga - akukho ngxaki enkulu
Abafazi abangabodwa, abafazi abahamba bodwa, ngaba kukho ingxaki kubo e-Ireland? Ngokuqhelekileyo uthetha akukho. Nangona kukho ezinye iindawo emhlabeni apho abesifazana bengafanele bahambe bodwa, kuba naziphi na izizathu - iIreland ayikho enye yazo. Enyanisweni, iIreland ingathathwa njengendawo ekhuselekileyo yokuhamba ngomfazi. Oku, ke, ayitshintshi into yokuba abahambi ngabanye mabahlale beqaphele, ngeendlela ezininzi.
Kwaye abafazi bahlala bejoliswe ngaphezu kwamadoda ngabantu.
Izigwenxa Kwabesifazana E-Ireland
Inyaniso engamangalisa - ubugebengu obushukunyiswa ngabasetyhini abasetyhini basakhula e-Ireland. Nangona izibalo eziqhelekileyo zibandakanya umlinganiselo omkhulu wokusetyenziswa kakubi ekhaya kunye nomtshato (kwaye nangona ukunyuka kungakho ngenxa yokunika ingxelo) ngokuqinisekileyo bayisixwayiso. Kodwa ngokubanzi, umngcipheko kubasetyhini abahamba e-Ireland kubonakala ngathi kuhambelana namazwe amaninzi aseMurophu nakuma-Canada. Kodwa akufanele kucingelwe ukuba i-Ireland "indawo ephephile" ekuya kuyo . Inyani: kubo bonke abatyeleli ababulewe e-Ireland ngethuba leminyaka embalwa edluleyo, abaninzi baninzi abasweleyo okanye abaxhoba kwezinye izingozi. Amaxhoba kuphela okubulala ... babengabesetyhini abaselula behamba bodwa ngexesha lokufa. Ngoko ke iziqhelo eziqhelekileyo kufuneka zithathwe - izilumkiso ezifanayo oza kuthatha kuwo wonke umzi okanye ilizwe ongekho semzini.
Isimo sengqondo kubomfazi abangaphelelanga e-Ireland
Mhlawumbi le nkcazo evela kwintsebenziswano yowesifazane ithi: "Amadoda ase-Ireland angabakho-o-mnqabileyo, onobhenqo obumnandi, obonakalayo kwiso kunye njalo-kodwa kunzima ukuwagxotha xa wenza abafuni ukuwa ngenxa yeengcingo zabo! " Ngaphandle kokuba ukhangele nje ngo-Ripley ulungele ukukhusela "i-Nostromo" (okanye into ejikiweyo ngasemva kwinqaba, uze ungene kwi-cat-flap), uya kuphakanyiswa, uvavanywe kwiimpawu ezifunayo, uze uxoxwe ngongoma.
Ngakanani kwaye kuxhomekeke njani kwendawo, abathengi kunye nomthamo wobutywala obandakanyekayo. Njengokuba abanye abantu baseIrejist kwiimeko ezinjalo ngokwabo njengesipho sikaThixo kwabasetyhini, ukwenqaba okanye ukungabikho komdla ngamanye amaxesha akuthathwa lula. Lindela ii-choruses ze "Aw, c'moooon ..."
Ukulala ngo-Ireland
Ubundlobongela ngaphandle komtshato kwakunzima kakhulu kwi-Irish ukuya kutshanje, ukuguquka kwezesondo ngokudlula i-Emerald Isle ngamaxesha amaninzi, kunye neekhilomitha. Oku kwaguquka ngokuphawulekayo kule minyaka edlulileyo. Kwaye kubonakala sengathi inxalenye yoluntu izama ukwenza ixesha elilahlekileyo, ngamanye amaxesha. Ngelishwa, akukho imfundo yesondo okanye ucoceko oluye lwaqhubeka nalo mkhuba. Ithuba lokubamba isifo sesifo esithathelwana ngesondo (STD) siphezulu.
Ngoko nantoni na oyenzayo-sebenzisa ukukhusela. Ngokufanelekileyo, zizise zakho, iikhondom zibiza kakhulu e-Ireland kwaye akusoloko zifumaneka emva kweeyure . Futhi ungaze uthembele kwindoda yase-Ireland ukubonelela yona. Nangona ayenokuthi bahlala ephaketheni lakhe ixesha elide, ecaleni kweenqwelo zakhe zeemoto kunye noshintsho oluncinci, belungele ukukhwabanisa. Kwaye ukuba izinto zihambelane nangoko ... nceda uqaphele ukuba ukukhulelwa kwangokukhawuleza kuyatholakala (nangaphezu kwe-counter) e-Ireland.
Yiyiphi inxalenye ye "Hayi" Ngaba abantu base-Ireland abayiqondi?
Abantu baseIreland badla ukuba baxelelwe ngokuphindaphindiweyo (kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ngamandla) ukuba into yabo yomnqweno ayinomdla nhlobo. "Hayi, qhubela phambili, nje ukuzonwabisa ..." inokuba yimpendulo oyifumanayo xa usho ngokucacileyo ukuba akukho zifiso zomzimba ezivusiwe kuwe. Njengokuba ufanele uthuthuzele kwisitatimende esichaza umtshato awuhloliswanga (okwamanje).
Ukuba uvakalelwa kukuba indoda ifuna okungaphezulu kunokuba uzimisele ukuyenza, mxelela ngokucacileyo oko. Ungaqhubeki udlala ngothando, ube ngumsebenzi-kwaye umele uqine. Kungamthabatha ezinye ezimbalwa ukuzama ukuyeka, nangona kunjalo.
Ukuba uqalekisiwe kunye nesicatshulwa esininzi esinomxholo okanye ongenakunqwenelekayo ebuntwini base-Ireland, lungela ukuhlonipha (kwaye ukhuselekile) ukubuyela. Cela uncedo xa kuyimfuneko. Abantu ngamanye amaxesha bayanqikaza ukuphazamisa kwishishini labanye abantu, ngamanye amaxesha bayayigatya nokulwa nolwaphulo-mthetho.
Kodwa kulula ukuhlazisa ininzi kubo kwizenzo ngokuthe ngqo. "Ngaba unokunceda, nceda ...?" Inene "intombi ebandezelekileyo" iyasebenza kunye nabaninzi base-Ireland.
Izinto ezifanele ziphephe e-Ireland
Kukho izinto ezimbalwa onokuziphepha ngakumbi xa uhamba wedwa njengowesifazana e-Ireland:
- Gwema ukuhlala ukhululekile - ukuba unqabana naluphi na uqhagamshelwano, khankanya ngokucacileyo, uze ubaleke ngokukhawuleza.
- Gwema ukungaboni kakuhle - sebenzisa ngokucacileyo, ngokukhawuleza "Hayi!" kunye nolwimi lomzimba olufanelekileyo ukuze wenze iphuzu lakho.
- Gwema ukunxila - ukuba uzinikela ungenakukhuseleka, uyisidenge. Qaphela kwakhona "iziphuzo" ezinxilisayo (nangona i-shot-in shot shot of vodka ivame ukuxhamla ngaphezu kwesantya se flunitrazepam).
- Gwema ukudibanisa ngokusondeleyo komzimba uze uqiniseke ukuba ufuna nayiphi na enye, inyoka ye-flirty ivula izikhukhula ze testosterone.
- Gwema ukuba yedwa kunye (a) nomfokazi ongowesilisa, ngokukodwa umntu ofuna ukukubonisa "umfutshane omfutshane".
- Gwema ukukhwela i-hitch kuphela.
- Gwema nayiphi na iindawo zokukhathazeka ezizaziyo, buza kwindawo yokuhlala malunga nabo.
- Gwema ukulandela nayiphi na isimemo kwi "party party" nabantu abangabaziyo.
- Ngaphantsi naziphi na izimo gwema iziyobisi - zininzi kakhulu eziza kukuphazamisa umgwebo wakho, kwaye kukho izixube ezibulalayo kwimarike.
Kwaye ekugqibeleni - ungacingi ukuba konke kulungile ngenxa yokuba uvile iIreland yonke into enhle kwaye iluncedo. Kukho i-nut-cases kunye nababenokuthi baphikelele kuyo yonke indawo, nakwi-Emerald Isle.
Kwixesha eliphuthumayo ...
... sebenzisa! Ngenxa yokwanda ngokubanzi kwindlela enobudlova, kunye nokunyuka ngokukhawuleza ekuncuseni okuncinci, akukhuthazwa ukulwa, khetha ukhetho olukhawulezayo endaweni yoko. Hamba kude nasiphi na imeko engaxakekanga, ukhetha ulawulo "olukhuselekileyo" (okt ukuya kwi-barman okanye i-bouncer, kwisithuba esivulekile esiseduze, kwisihlwele, kude kube semnyango osondeleyo osondeleyo), kwaye wenze abanye bazi ukuba unzima.
Ukuba unobungozi, ungazami izinto ezintle - ukukhaba ezinamandla kumathambo kunye ne-sprint kufuneka ube yinto okhethileyo. Kwaye ukuba kwisixeko unqanda ukufaka enye yeemvundla zogutja zemigqomo. Qalisa phakathi kwendlela xa kufuneka, oku kuya kukunceda nakwi ...
Biza uncedo lwamapolisa ngokukhawuleza-kwaye uphakamise ingxabano enokuba amaNgqina akanakukutyeshela kwaye azive ephoqelekile ukuba adibanise 112, inombolo yongxamiseko .
Inqaku lokugqibela - Ngokubhekiselele koKhuseleko kunye neZixhobo
Ngenxa yesongelo lobugwenxa Imithetho yase-Ireland ngokusetyenziswa kwezixhobo zixininisekile-eqinisweni nayiphi na izixhobo ngaphandle kweebhentshi kunye nezibhamu zokuzingela azikho mthethweni. Oku kuquka izinto ezininzi ezisetyenziselwa ukuzikhusela okungapheliyo. I-Tazers, i-stun guns, i-pepper spray kunye nezixhobo ezifanayo zivinjelwe. Ukuba unayo, akeke usebenzise, ba ... ungase ufumane kwindawo enzima yomthetho. Nangona ulwaphulo olucetywayo ekuqaleni.