NGAKHO! Izinto Ezi-11 Azingenzi KuSirayeli

Oko Kufuneka Ukwazi Ngaloo Ungakufanele Uyenze KuSirayeli

Ukuba uceba uhambo oluya e-Israel , kukho izinto ezininzi omele uziphephe ukwenza. Masiqale ngokulula: Musa ukudibanisa i-Via Dolorosa nge Via Veneto. Ungazami i-Krav Maga yakho ihamba kwiiofisi zamasiko e- Ben-Gurion Airport . Musa ukukhangela iinkamela kwi-khamera (kwaye ungabatshayi apho, mhlawumbi). Ungakhange ukhangele ioli yeoli na kwiNtaba Yeminqumo.

Kwakhona: Musa ukubhaptizwa kuMlambo iYordan ngenxa yokuba ushushu.

Musa ukutywala i-jellyfish. Musa ukuphosa ikati lakho eLwandle Olufileyo ukuze ubone ukuba i-puss iyahamba.

Kodwa ke kukho izinto ezingabonakaliyo-ezingabonakaliyo ... ngokungathi ukuhlawula imali ephezulu (kwaye mhlawumbi igxininiswe) kwigumbi lehotele eTel Aviv, nokunye.

Oko Akufanele Uyenze KuSirayeli

1. Musa ukuthatha iNyoka yeNyoka ukuya phezulu kwiMasada ehlobo ngaphandle kweloli yamanzi.

I-Masada yinqaba yeentaba zentaba eyayiyindawo yendawo yokugqibela yokuxhathisa amaZealots, inkolo yamaYuda yakudala, eya kumaRoma ngo-73 AD Nangona kunzima ukuyixelela ukususela kumzantsi, kukho amaninzi amanxuwa angama-1,300-foot foot . Unokwenyuka kwiNyoka yeNyoka ukuya phezulu kweMasada, kodwa imoto yekhebula iyonwabile kakhulu kwaye, xa iqondo lokushisa kwehlobo liphezulu, ukhetho olungcono kakhulu.

2. Musa ukukhangela imikhomo kwiLonga lokuLinda .

Kuthiweyo.

3. Musa ukwenza impazamo yokucinga ufanele uhlale ehotele ethile kuba wonke umntu uthi yindawo.

Le mihla, ikhefu elitsha libona ukukhanya kwemini, iinqwelo zeembali zabahambahambayo ziqhubela phambili ukuba zivakalise ukuba "kufuneka"; kodwa into yokuba bakhokhelwa (okanye ihlawulwe) ukudumisa ingaba nento enokuyenza ngayo oko. Khumbula ukuba ezininzi zeehotele ezihamba phambili ezithengayo kwi-Tel Aviv zinamagumbi amancinci okanye ezinye iimpawu ezenza ukuba, ukuba kungenjalo, ngokuqinisekileyo kuyinto emnandi kakhulu kunokuba ungakholelwa.

Sebenzisa ieshekele zakho apho uzakufumana khona.

4. Ungakholelwa ukuba into eyona kuphela yokutya e-Israel i-hummus ne-falafel.

Kakade ke, kukho amaninzi amaninzi kunye namafalafel e-Israel, kodwa umthendeleko oshukumisayo awuyeki apho. Enye yeevenkile zokutyela oza kuzifumana apho eYerusalem. Uze ukhangele ietafile eziseTel Aviv , nazo.

5. Ungaziva unetyala xa ungaboni yonke into kwaSirayeli kwiveki enye.

Iintsuku ezisixhenxe kwaSirayeli zingenakwanela ukuthatha kuzo zonke izikhokelo zembali zenkcubeko, ezenkcubeko nezenkcubeko. Ukuba ulingelwa ulwandle kunye nobusuku baseTel Aviv , kwisixeko saseMedithera sase-Mediterranean, gxininisa kuloo mzi. Ukuba imbali kunye neendawo ezingcwele zibaluleke kakhulu kuwe, qwa lasela eYerusalem. Kodwa, ukuba uziva unqwenela kakhulu, kunokwenzeka ukubona ezininzi zezinto eziphezulu zakwaSirayeli ngeveki enye.

6. Ngokuqinisekileyo ungaziva unetyala xa ungahambele enye imyuziyam.

Kodwa ukuba ufuna ukuhlolisisa inkcubeko, khumbula ukuba amaSirayeli anemibala emangalisayo yolondolozo lwembali.

7. Musa ukucinga ukuba yonke into ongayithenga ngayo kwi-Israel yindoda ye-ceramic.

Enyanisweni, unako ukuthenga amanye ama-menorahs amahle kunye namanye amanqaku e-Judaica kwaSirayeli, kwaye izitolo zedyuziyamu yezitolo kwiTel Aviv naseYerusalem ziindawo eziza kuqala.

Kodwa kukho amanye amathuba okuthenga, ngokukodwa eYerusalem naseTel Aviv, ukusuka kwiifashoni zokuvelisa kwimveliso ye-gourmet kunye nokunye.

8. Musa ukuhlala kwixabiso lokuqala elinikezelwa kuyo nayiphi na into xa kuthengiswa imakethe yeShuk HaCarmel eTel Aviv okanye iMakane Yehuda kwimakethe eYerusalem.

Sithetha okuchasene neWalmart apha. Kwiindawo zokuthengisa ezidumileyo (kunye nezokhenketho), i-bargaining yigama lomdlalo.

9. Musa ukukhangela i-hamburger kwiYom Kippur.

Akuyena wonke umntu ogcina i-kosher kwa-Israyeli, ukuqinisekisa ukuba, kodwa kwieholide ezinkulu zamaYuda uya kuphawula ukubahluko omkhulu phakathi kwemikhuba yokutya yaseMelika kunye ne-Israel. Ungazami nzima ukwenza isidlo ngosuku olungcwele, okanye ukufumana i-pizza ngePasika.

10. Musa ukucela i-concierge yakho yehotele apho uthenge khona umthi weKrisimesi.

11. Musa ukumangaliswa ukuba uYesu Kristu wayesebufihlakele engqingili emzimbeni we-hippie zombie. Ngaphandle kokuba kunjalo, iVeki yeGay Pride e-Tel Aviv.