I-Little Airline Humor
Amahlaya aseMzantsi-moya amahlaya atholakala kwi-intanethi. Kwaye, ukuba asinakho okwaneleyo, abadlali bebhanoyi babonakala bakha amatsha ngelixa ndithatha indiza yomzantsi-ntsapho. Uninzi lwamasayithi unamahlaya amaninzi, ngoko ke nqakraza kwiindawo zazo kwaye uqhubeke uhleka.
Iindlela ezingama-50 zokushiya umthandi wakho
Ukusuka kumqeshwa waseMzantsi Afrika: "Kukho iindlela ezingama-50 zokushiya umthandi wakho, kodwa kukho iindlela ezine kuphela eziphuma kule moya" Umthombo: ACTC & N Air Cargo Tracking
IiVideos ze-Southwest Hokey Pokey
Kwaye, kukho ingoma yegrakirrel yengoma.
IiVideos ezingaphezulu zoMzantsi weHlabathi:
- I-Rapping Flight Attendant kwi-Open Guarantee
- Izaziso zoLwazi lweZithuthi
Ukuma Uhlalutyo kuMzantsi-ntshona
Ndabona le nqaku, "Ungumdlali oyiKomidi?" kwaye yaqonda ukuba umculi we-flight isicacisi nje kuphela kodwa inokuba yinxalenye yendlela yokwenza umdlalo woqobo. UMelanie Caplan, eU.SA umbhali weveki, uxelela ngomlindi wendiza uJeff Simpson onqwenela ukuba ngumculi wenene ... uJeff Simpson ubamba imicu emlonyeni wakhe njengoko izibane zitshisa. Uzama ukulinganisa abaphulaphuli bakhe abancinci beveki. Isihlwele esinzima, kodwa lo mnculi uyazi imigca yakhe. "Siza kutshabalalisa izibane kwi-cabin," usho ngokukhawuleza. "Ukunyusa ibinki ye-bulb-light will turn your reading light on.
Udliwano-ndlebe kunye ne-Southwest Airlines-Yonke ngeNkcubeko yeNkcubeko
Udliwano-ndlebe wathandabuza kwaye abaqeshwa abonwabileyo baseMzantsi Afrikan Airlines.
Nantsi nje isampuli:
Amava endibathandayo eMzantsi-ntshonalanga yayiva malunga namahlaya athile adlalwa kwabasebenzi abatshintshiweyo nabasaqeshwe. Delta (igama elithakazelisayo lomntu osebenza eMzantsi-ntshona, awucingayo?), Umvuzo omtsha, kwakufuneka ugqibezele kwaye abuyisele ifom yefom yesicelo eqela kwiSebe leMfundo phambi kokuqala kwakhe.
Xa wayemisa ngelinye ilanga ukuba ahlawule iifom, i-lobby yayigcwele abaviwa bezithuba zokulindela abadliwano-ndlebe. Ngomzuzu wangena kwi-lobby, bonke abaviwa baphakamisa baze bahlabelela zonke iindinyana kwingoma ethi "Delta Dawn." Iofisi yavela kumaqhinga! Umthombo: Iphepha leNgcaciso
Ubani Ubuthathaka?
Eva kwi-Southwest Airlines emva kokuhamba kanzima eSinner Lake City: Umlindi wendiza wafika kwi-intercom waza wathi, "Yinto enzima kwaye ndiyazi into ecinga ngayo. Ndilapha ukukuxelela Iphoso le-airline, kwakungeyona iphoso lomqhubi, kwakungeyona iphoso labagadi beenqwelo-moya ..... kwakuyi-asphalt! " Umthombo: iwebhusayithi yeAerospace News
Yintoni enokunika umqhubi onobani?
Yikholwa okanye akunjalo, i-Southwest Airlines ine-Programme ye-Adopt A Pilot kunye nebhulogi ukuya nayo! Ndandinandipha ukubona ukuba isikolo esenziwe ngesandla sisinye isikolo sinike umqhubi wabo owamkelweyo. Uya kuba nawe!
Iphepha elinye alaneleyo xa uzama ukunikela imizekelo yento eye yaba yinkcubeko yenkampani yaseMzantsi-ntshonalanga ... into ehlaziyileyo. Nazi ezinye izibonelo:
Iimoto zokuhamba endaweni yeNombolo?
Ibhulogi yaseMzantsi-ntshona inomxholo omkhulu onesihloko esithi "Amagama oNxweme Akunakuba yiyo efanayo" ngu: uBill Owen - UCwangciso loCwangciso loCwangciso loNkokeli. Phakathi kwezinye izinto, uBill uchaza indlela ukudideka ngayo kuya kuba ngeenqwelo.
"Hayi, Mike, yiyiphi indiza oyithathayo ukuya ku-LA kusasa? Umm, andiqinisekanga ... Ndicinga ukuba ndithatha uJohn ... UJohn uya nawe ku-LA? ... Cha, akukho ... uJohane akahambanga. Ndihamba yedwa ... Oh-yiloo nto ndiyicinga. U-John uhlala eholide ngeliveki, nokuba kunjalo. "Umthombo: I-Nut About About Southwest Blog.
Umsi 'Em xa Ufumene' Em
Ukuva kwiSouthwest Airline flight. "Bafazi namantombazana, ukuba unqwenela ukutshaya, icandelo lokubhema kule moya liphezu kwephiko kwaye ukuba Uyakwazi ukukhanyisa, unokutshaya." Umthombo: ezininzi zeeJokes Iwebhusayithi.
Umzantsi-mpuma Uyaziwa ngeNtsebenzo
Nayi ividiyo ebonisa indlela enye i-Southwest Airlines igcina iindleko ezantsi. Cofa kwividiyo ye-YouTube.
Ikhasi lokuqala le-Southwest Airlines Humor