Ixabiso elincinci, i-Corner-Cutting Hotel Iindlela zokuLinda

Ngaba amahotele acinga ukuba asiyi kuqaphela xa bekhupha emagumbini okanye kwinkonzo?

Iintlobo zeehotele esiyithandiyo

Dear Hotel:
Uzibiza ngokuthi ihotele yehotele. Ewe, uhamba.
Nceda uqaphele intsingiselo yethu yehotele yezinto eziphambili.
Kwaye nemilinganiselo yethu yeenkonzo ezinokhenketho ezinkwenkwezi ezintlanu , njengoko kuchazwe yihotele omkhulu u-Eric Weiss.
Uyabona: Ndifuna ukukuthanda, kodwa kufuneka ufumane uthando.
Kwaye kukho ezininzi iindlela zehotele engandithandi ngokwenene.
Ndizichazele ngezantsi, kunye neendlela onokuzenza ngcono.


Siyabonga ngokuphulaphula. Ngokuthobeka, uMhambi weNdwendwe

Ibhizinisi elibi: iGaffes yoMgaqo-nkqubo

Okubi: Ukuhlawula zonke iinkonzo kwigumbi lakho ngaphandle kwamakhishithi
Ulunge : Ukufihla intlawulo kwi-"yentlawulo yentlawulo"
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili : Kubandakanywa i-wifi, amanzi, ukutyiwa, kunye ne-shoeshine kwisilinganiso samagumbi akho

Okubi: Imingcele kunye nemirhumo yefestile "inobungakanani" enobungqina bentlawulo yakho yesilwanyana kunye nawe
Ulunge : Ihotele engafuni iimfuyo zinyama zisuka kwimpawu ezixubileyo kwaye zijonge nje ngokupheleleyo
Eyona ndawo: Iindwendwe ezamkelekileyo (neekati) nazo zingenasithintelo okanye iintlawulo; leyo ipolisi ye-hotel-friendly friendly (njenge -Point kwiAdirondacks okanye iFairmont Miramar eSanta Monica, LA)

Okubi: Ukuhlawula phezulu kwinqanaba lakho lomgangatho ukusebenzisa i-hoteli yokuzivocavoca; okanye uxelelwa ukuba "ukuzivocavoca kungaphantsi kokulungiswa" (kwaye "nanko ivokeki" ukuya kwindawo yokuzivocavoca imizuzu engama-15)
Ingcono: Ukuzivocavoca kukhululekile, kodwa ivala ngo-9 okanye ngo-10 ntambama
Eyona ndawo: Indawo yokuzivocavoca inokungena mahhala (kunye neeyure ezingama-24, kunye nesitya sesityalo, amanzi ashushu kunye neetaliti zentsimbi)

Ubunzima beZakhono zabantu: Xa iNkonzo yeeHhovisi ihluleka

(eli candelo linikele nge-Eric Weiss we-ServiceArts Inc.)

Okubi: Kulindele iyure ukuba umthwalo wakho ufike kwigumbi lakho
Ingcono : Umthwalo wakho ufika kwigumbi lakho ngaphakathi kwemizuzu embalwa oyenzayo
Eyona ndlela: Imithwalo yakho ifika ekamelweni lakho ngaphambi kokuba wenze kwaye ikhutshwe endleleni

Okubi : Ukufowunelwa kwakho akuyi kuza (akukho ngaphezu kwe-50/50 ithuba, kwinqanaba eliphezulu)
Ulunge: Ufumana ucingo lwe-wakeup, kodwa lirekhoda
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili : Ubizwa ngokuba ngumtsalane ngumntu ophilayo ngokwenene (njengaseGleneagles eScotland)

Okubi: Bonke abasebenzi basebenzisa imbeko efanayo
Ulunge : Basebenzisa ukubulisa okungahambelaniyo kunye nefanelekileyo (ixesha lemihla, imozulu, njl.).
Eyona nto ibalulekileyo: Ubungqina obuzimeleyo kunye nobungqina obufanelekileyo obubonakala bubonakala kwaye buyinyaniso (njengokuba, xa uphethe isikhwama: "Mva, mhlangano omkhulu!")

Okubi : "Yintoni oya kuyenza (ngokubhekisela kumadoda nabasetyhini okanye ngamadoda nje) uthanda ukusela?"
Ulunge : "Ndingakufumana ntoni ukuba uphuze ngaphambi kokuba uqale ukutya?"
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: "Ngamana ndingakuxelela ngamanye ama-cocktails eyenziwe kwindlu?"

Mbi: "Enye enye yokutya?"
Ingcono : "Enye?"
Eyona ndlela: "Ndivule ukukubona, makhe ndikufumene itafile enkulu"

Okubi: Ukungqongqoza emnyango xa isibonakaliso esingenakuphazamisa siphezulu
Ingcono : Ukubiza ngegumbi lakho ngexesha lokungaphazamisi
Eyona nto ibhetele : Ukunciphisa intsimbi, gxotha inqaku phantsi komnyango wakho

Okubi: Izambatho zabasebenzi zingabonakaliyo kwiindwendwe, okanye iifomati ezincinci zeziko (nceda, akukho ziqhamo kubasetyhini, nanini)
Ulunge : Iifomfutho ezicocekileyo, ezincinci, ezifanelekileyo ezichonga abasebenzi njengabasebenzi
Eyona ndawo: Imifuno engapheliyo, kodwa eyenzelwe ukuvumelanisa neendawo ezizungezile okanye ukukhupha imbonakalo yayo

Okubi: Akukho khadi elisegumbini eliyalela ukuba abasebenzi basebenzise ngokukhawuleza amaxwebhu kunye nethubhu, ngoko ke kufuneka wenze le sicelo ngefowuni
Kulungile : Iikhadi linikezwa, kodwa ukugcinwa kwendlu kungayinaki kwaye iguqula iishishiti (ngokudabukisayo, ngokuqhelekileyo)
Kulungile: Ikhadi ehlonishwayo ngokugcinwa kwamakhaya

Okubi: Ukuhlawula iindleko ezingenasiphelo kwi-wifi yamagumbi
Ulungelelwano: Ukuqhagamshela uxhulumaniso olusiseko ngelixa uhlawula ibhakethi ezimbalwa kwi-wifi yokukhawuleza
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: Ngokukhawuleza, ekhululekile, egumbini lenkonzo epheleleyo (njengama-motels)

Okubi: Inkonzo yamagumbi ayibandakanyekanga kwaye ayikho ngcono kunokutya okukhawulezayo
Ingcono: Isidlo sokutya esinekamelo esisisuswe sisuswe kwi-trolley yensimbi kwaye senziwa njengento yokulondoloza
Eyona ndawo: Inkonzo yamagumbi okulungileyo njengendawo yokudlela yehotele, inokubakho ngokugqithiseleyo (njengaseNobu Hotel eKesars Palace kunye ne- Live Aqua Cancun )

Okubi: I-concierge engazi kakuhle "yesikolo esincinane", okanye ubani obonakala egweba wena, okanye umntu oncomo lwakhe olusisigxina
Ulunge : Umnini-concierge obonakala ephakamileyo kwizinto kodwa iindawo zokudlela ezithethwa yiTest Ten kwiwebhusayithi nganye
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: I-concierge efunyanwa yintando yakho kwaye yenza uphando olongezelelweyo ukunika ithuba elihle kakhulu (njenge- Abadia Retuerta LeDomaine eSpain)

Okubi: Akukho zikhelethi kwi-turnown!
Ulunge : Ii-chocolates, kodwa u-kisses wezorhwebo okanye amaminithi okugcina
Kulungile : ii-chocolates zorhwebo eziphakamileyo eziphezulu njengeLindt Lindor truffles
Eyona ndawo: Iibhonbhoni ezintsha zendawo okanye ezenziwe ngezindlu ( njengeMGallery Hotel de la Cité eCarcassonne, eFransi)

Okubi: Akukho sipho sesipho kwisigumbi sakho samanani
Ulunge: Isipho, kodwa esinye isiqhotho sebhola okanye i-logo eneempawu
Eyona ndawo: Ibhotile enhle yewayini yangaphakathi, okanye into ofuna ukuyifumana ekhaya, njengekhanda lomthi okanye ibhantshi egqabileyo elunxwemeni (njengase-Cancun yeNIZUC )

Iimpawu zeGumbi lokuCoba

Okubi: Akukho mboyi kunye akukho abadwebi okanye ngisho namashalofu kwindawo ephakamileyo yeengubo zakho; ungabaxhoma kuphela kuma-hangers kwikhemitha okanye uwafake kwideski
Eyona nto: I-closet yonke enye kunye neeshalafu kunye mhlawumbi i-drawer okanye ezimbini phantsi kwekhuselekile
Eyona nto ibhetele: Uninzi lweeshalafu kunye nabadwebi, umgcini wengubo ( njengeFairmont Grand Del Mar ngaseSan Diego), okanye igumbi lokugqoka (i- SoHo Metropolitan eToronto)

Okubi: Akukho zihlwele okanye i-bathrobe egumbini
Eyona nto : Ingubo, kodwa ayikho i-slippers
Eyona ndawo: Iimbini ezibini ze-slippers kunye neengubo ezimbini
Eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu: Iimbini ezibini zee-slippers kunye neebini zombini zeengubo: enye yelwandle, elinye lokuhlamba ( njengasePhulay Bay, i-Ritz-Carlton Reserve eThailand)

Okubi: I- Flimsy , iifrims white generic slippers
Ulunge: Iipiliti ezithandekayo zengubo
Eyona ndlela: Iimfestile eziphathekayo zithatha ikhaya, njenge-black fabric flip-flops eFairmont Sanur Beach Bali

Okubi: Iintambo zeentambo zombane; njengomqambi uMies van der Rohe wathi, "UGd ikwazo nkcukacha" (wenzelwe umbhoshongo onqabileyo onokuhlala kwiLangham, Chicago )
Ulunge : Iimbambo zombane zifutshane ngokufutshane
Kulungile: Phantse iintambo ezingabonakaliyo

Okubi: Ama-hangers angashenxwanga
Eyona nto: Iimboli ezinamaplanga ezintle, kodwa ngokungekho ngokwaneleyo kubo
Eyona ndawo: Iiplanga ezininzi zokhuni ezenziwa kwiplanga elifana nekhemitha (njengeFairmont Sanur Beach Bali)

Okubi: Iipakethi zekhamera ezingezobisi zonkcenkceshi ngaphandle kweefowuni yakho
Ulunge: Ukunikezelwa kwamanye ama-Half-and-Half
Eyona nto ibalulekileyo : Ubisi lobungakanani lwekhofi efrijini yakho (njenge- Four Seasons Rancho Encantado eSanta Fe)

Okubi: I- Wood okanye ilitye ephantsi ngaphandle kwamagqabi (kwaye intombazana ekhuselekileyo kwi-stilettoes eyenzeka ngaphezu kwekamelo lakho)
Ulunge: I- Hardwood iphantsi ngeendawo ezininzi zombhoxo
Eyona nto ibalulekileyo: Ingaba ndiyithetha? Ukulungiswa kwodonga oludityanisiweyo lwe-wall-to-wall (intle enhle)
Eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu: Ucelile kwaye ufumana igumbi elingaphantsi komgangatho, okanye ngaphantsi kwegumbi elingenanto

Okubi: Ifriji enomsindo ekamelweni (into yesibili ndiyenzayo, emva kokususa i-bedspread, iyichitha)
Ingcono: Ifriji yomsindo, kodwa ngokuyisiseko iphuma ezindlebeni kwiphepha
Eyona ndawo: Ifriji enezolile apho ungakwazi ukuyiva khona (njengaseSohoo SoHo Metropolitan Hotel eToronto)

Okubi: Ii-minibars ezithintekayo ukuchukumisa : uyisusa, uyithenga
Ulunge: Inkunkuma encinane ye-munchie ihanjiswa ngophotho (njengase- Four Seasons Baltimore )
Eyona ndawo: I-minibar ye-Free, njengamaziko okuhlalisa okubandakanya onke

Okubi: Akukho namabhodlela amanzi kwindawo
Ingcono: Iibhotile ezimbalwa, zizalisekile endlwini
Eyona ndawo: Iibhotile zamanzi ezihlambulukileyo zeplastiki (njenge- Four Seasons Rancho Encantado eSanta Fe)

Okubi : Ayikho icebo elinde kwigumbi, ngoko kufuneka ubize kwaye ulinde
Ingcono: Umshini weqhwa awukude ukuhamba, ngoko ubuncinane ungakufumana
Eyona ndlela: Iqhwa lihlala lihlala kwigumbi lakho (njengoko ku -Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua kwi-Maui eHawaii)

Okubi: Iifayile ezingenakuvulwa (eziqhelekileyo kwiihotele zedolophu)
Ulunge: Windows ekwazi ukuvula, kodwa kufuneka ufune uncedo
Eyona ndawo: Iifestile ezivulekileyo (njengeLoews Philadelphia)

Okubi: Ungakhethi ukuxhoma isandla sakho ukuhlamba (ukuhlamba i-UW yakho iyisindisi sokukhusela i-packer packers )
Ulunge: Iindawo ezininzi zokuloba kunye neengqungquthela zokumisa ii-scanties zakho
Eyona nto ihotele : Ihotele iyenza indawo yokuhlamba impahla yakho (ngaphandle kwesigxina sebhulagi )

Okubi: Akukho sibuko esipheleleyo esigumbini
Ingcono: Isibuko esangweni lakho lokumakamela
Kulungile: Isibuko esikhulu sodonga (njengase- Four Seasons Nevis ) okanye kwisibuko sokugqoka esingasimahla

Okubi: I-radio-clock (yamkele kwi-Eighties!)
Ulunge: Iwashi kwisicatshulwa samanje njengeBose Wave
Eyona nto ibalulekileyo: Igumbi elinombono wesakhiwo sewashi njengeBig Ben ( Corinthia Hotel London ) okanye iWigley Building ( iTump Hotel Chicago ) okanye iKowloon Station Tower ( iPeninsula Hong Kong )

Umndwendwe, Ngaba Ulungele I-Tech yakho Challenge?

Okubi: Iipaneli zokulawula zombane eziphezulu ze-tech-high kwaye zinzima ukuzibona, kungekhona nabasebenzi abazi
Ingcono: Xa uhlola, i-valet yakho okanye umgcini wesikhombisi ubonisa indlela yokusebenzisa iipaneli zamandla zombane okanye imenyu yesikrini
Eyona ndlela: Amacandelo ekwicandelo le-tech aqhelekileyo ngokwaneleyo ukuba ungadingi uqeqesho

Okubi: Kukulungele ukunikela ngefowuni kwipumbi lakho. Kodwa akukho mntu ufuna i-brand knockoff efuna imiyalelo
Ingcono: I-iPad unokubolekeka kwideski yangaphambili
Ingcono: I-iPad ekamelweni lakho

Okubi: I-coffeemaker yamandulo kunye neepakethi ezingaphantsi kwe-java engaphantsi edala, ngaphezulu okanye ngaphantsi, amanzi amdaka amaninzi
Eyona nto : Umququzeleli oyisiseko onokukhetha okulungileyo njenge-Starbucks Breakfast and Blonde
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: I-pod maker maker elula ukuyisebenzisa (akukho programming, nceda!), Kunye nokukhethwa kwamathambo aqinile (njengoko ku -Ritz-Carlton, i-Bachelor Gulch kwiiRocky Colorado)

Mbi: Akukho nto yokufaka iPod yakho okanye i-iPhone kuyo, ukuze uvale umculo, kufuneka udlale ngaphandle kwefowuni okanye kwi-laptop yakho
Ulunge: Umdlali wefowuni ene-jack kuphela, ngoko iPod yakho okanye i-iPhone idlala kodwa ayihlawulanga
Eyona ndawo : i-iHome ifowuni okanye isitayela esifanayo kunye nesitya (njengoko ku- Four Seasons Resort Nevis )

Okubi: Akukho gumbi elikhuselekileyo
Ulunge: I-brand-off-safe ecacileyo imiyalelo efihlakeleyo, okanye nayiphi na into ephephile encinci kwi-laptop yakho
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: I-Elsafe-uphawu olukhuselekileyo lukhuselekile kwi-laptop, kunye nesitya sejaji kunye netayitiyiti yangaphakathi (njenge -Pierre New York )

Okubi: Igumbi lefowuni elifuna inkosi yobunjineli ukuba isebenzise, ​​kwaye i-imeyliyili yayo ayinakwenzeka ukuyifumana
Ulunge: Ifowuni enganikiyo intloko
Eyona ndawo: Iifowuni zendawo zamahhala kunye neefowuni zamazwe ngamazwe mahhala kwi-US neKhanada (njengoko kuLe Blanc e-Cancun)

Ukugqithwa kohambo lomhambi: Ihotele yehotele

Okubi: Isihlalo sobukhosi se-porcelain
Ulunge: IJohn yesizukulwana kwindawo ehlukanisiweyo
Ingcono ngakumbi : IJohn kunye ne-bidet
Eyona ndawo: Indlu yangasese yaseYapan eyenziwe ngeJapan (njengoko i-Palace Hotel eTokyo)

Okubi: Yibhubhu! Ithawa! Yibhubhe!
Eyona nto: I-tub ehlukeneyo, kodwa ingenalo ngobukhulu
Eyona nto ibhetele: Ubhubhe obunzulu obuncwane obwenzela amabini, ngamanzi ajayi (njengaseKorintea Hotel London )
Okungaqinisekiyo: Ibhubhe ejulile yokubhukuda enehawa elihlukeneyo, yonke into ebhalwe ngesandla ngomculi womculo (njenge- Inn of the Five Graces eSanta Fe)

Okubi: Yaye loo bhu-ishizi inomnyango wokugcoba igalagi ephoxayo
Eyona nto: Iwadi iyahlukana, ibhentshi lamatye ngaphakathi
Eyona ndawo: I-throom evulekileyo, i-marble-lavhed 'igumbi ifana ne-spa suite (njengeHazelton Hotel eToronto)

Okubi: Akukho sibuko sokwenza udonga lweMadame
Ulunge: Isibuko sokubumba ngaphandle kokukhanya
Kulungile: Isibuko sibheke ngendlela engeyona i-Halloween

Okubi: Izixhobo zangasese zaseTshayina ezenziweyo
Ulunge: Iimpawu zeemveliso zehlabathi ezifana neBulgari neBliss
Eyona ndawo: Izindawo zangasese zangasese ezenziwe kwindawo yangasese (njengeYredredo kwiNobis Hotel yaseStockholm , iisepha ezenziwe eYucatan kwiVicoyoy Riviera Maya), okanye ezenziwe ngokweziko ( njenge-Rosemary and White Tea potions by Natura Bissé e- Nobu Hotel eKesars Palace )

Okubi: Lezo zindlu zangasese zifana namasimini okanye izimbali
Ulunge : Izindlu zangasese ezingenayo
Eyona ndawo: I- Genderless i-aromatherapy, iziqholo ezinqabileyo ezifana ne-L'Occitane Verveine, okanye i-spicy fragrance njenge-Noir potion e-Auberge Saint-Antoine eQuebec City)

Okubi : Ubuncinci bezakhiwo zangasese (i-Ace Hotels Hotels 'ubukhulu bobukhulu bemidlalo)
Eyona nto: I- Wall-dispensed, iibhotile ezihlaziyekileyo zomhlaba ezifana noViceroy New York)
Eyona ndlela iphezulu: Thatha ubukhulu bemizi kufuphi nomda we-TSA wee-3.4 iiununithi zokupakisha ipakethe (njengaseLe Negresco e-Nice)

Okubi: Ukuphakama, ukuphakanyiswa, izitya ezinobumba ezitshatyalaliswayo yonke indawo
Ulunge: I- porcelain yangaphakathi iyancipha
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: Iiplani zamanzi ezinkcenkceshelo (kwicandelo leCromlix , ihotele yaseAndy Murray eScotland)

Yonke Yonke Ngebhedi!

Okubi: Ixesha elimnandi, eliqhayisayo, mhlawumbi nesebenzi lokubambisa i-bedspread engekho kuphela inokuba yintsholongwane kodwa ingalunganga
Ulunge: Isithambiso esihle sebhedi esenziwe kwiintambo zemvelo
Eyona nto ihamba phambili: Akukho nto efunyenwe ngayo kodwa i-cotton yevet ne-fresh-blank-cover (e- InterContinental Montreal okanye kwi- Beach ye-Mukul, iGolf kunye ne-Spa eNicaragua)

Okubi: Imilenze egcwele i-Puffy ene-foam engabikhoyo
Eyona nto: Ukhetho lwe-pillow kwi-bed bed yakho okanye kwi-closet yakho, okanye "imenyu yemilenze" ongayikhetha
Eyona ndlela ihamba phambili: Umculi we-pillow oza ngokunika uluhlu lweemithwalo zonyango (njengoko ku -Benjamin ku-NYC)

Okubi: I -quilt ephantsi ehotele ye-tropical, ekuphoqele ukuba uqhube i-AC
Ulunge: Ukhetho olukhethiweyo olukhethiweyo
Eyona ndawo: Ukhetho kwikhemitha yakho (xa uthanda ukuqhuma i-AC)

Okubi: Amanxiwa ahlambulukileyo okanye nayiphi enye iindwendwe zeendwendwe ezidlulileyo
Ulunge: Amaphepha amacinci acocekileyo, ayenziwe ngokuchaneka kwempi
Eyona ndlela ibhetele: Ibhedi eyenziwe kakuhle kunye nama sheetshi avela kuFrette, Pratesi, Delorme, uDkt Porthault, okanye uFrette kwaye ahlotshiswe nguLesage (uthemba u-Eric Weiss)

Ndiyabonga ngokuhlawula ingqalelo, iihotele!