Izindlela eziyisixhenxe ezizimeleyo zokuhlala phantsi komongameli omncinane waseMerika okhethiweyo
Njengaye okanye akunjalo, uDonald Trump usanda kuba nguMongameli-nyuliweyo waseUnited States. Ukugxininiswa "okanye" akunjalo ": Ixilongo yayingummongameli ongenakuthandwanga kumongameli wase-US, okwesibini kuphela kumdlali ochasayo.
I-Trump iya kuthatha i-ofisi ngoJanuwari 20, 2017, enamanye amazwe aseMerika angamthandiyo okanye amvotela ukuba afune ithikithi lendiza. Ingaba ufuna ukuthabatha ikhefu lokuvulwa, okanye ukukhupha zonke ezine (okanye, amazulu angavumi, iminyaka eyisibhozo) iminyaka kaMongameli weTrump aphesheya, ziindawo eziyisixhenxe ezingaqhelekanga (kwaye zifanelekileyo) ukuba zibalekele umongameli omangalisayo waseMelika.
01 ngo 07
(Okwenene) Ezinye iiNdawo zeHlabathi
Ngokutsho kweFurthestCity.com, i-Perth, iAustralia ibhekiselele ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba unako ukusuka eWashington DC kwaye usenomhlaba owomileyo. I-Perth iyimangalisa ngokwayo, ibe yindawo ephakamileyo yeyona ndawo, kodwa i-Western Australia ejikelezayo ivela ekhaya kwezinye iindawo ezinqabileyo kakhulu-okuthi, i-echibi umbala we-Pepto Bismol mhlawumbi uthathe kwi-Trump's ukhetho.
I-Australia yona, ngokuqinisekileyo, iyintombazana yepowusta yeendawo eziyinqaba, ikhaya eliya kumacwecwe amakhulu, iinyoka kunye neengwenya, ama-marsupial kunye nelikhulu elikhulu.
02 we-07
Lapho uMlilo oMbala oBlue uqhubeka uvutha
I-punditocracy (i-punditocracy efanayo, okwenziwe ngolu hlobo, eyona unyulo olubi kakhulu) liye lachaza iDemocratic Party ngokwayo ifile, inqwaba ye-rubble ejikelezileyo kodwa ingagqibekanga kwisidumbu sikaHillary Clinton. Kuphi, ophi, ehlabathini ukwenza umlilo ohlaza okwesibhakabhaka usatshise?
Ewe, ukuba ubuza lo mbuzo ngokoqobo, impendulo ecacileyo nguKawah Ijen . I-volcano ephantsi kwamanzi aseBali, ngasempuma ye-Indonesia ye-Java Island, i-Kawah Ijen idinga inyanga, ukuhamba kweeyure kunye nokuhla ngaphakathi kwintlambo ye-volcano esebenzayo phakathi kobusuku, i-mask igesi ebusweni.
Ukuya apho, ukuba uqiniseke, kunokwenzeka ukuba ukwenze udidekile kunokukukhuthaza ukuba usebenze ngokwengeziwe kunyaka-2018 okanye ngo-2020. Kodwa ukuba uyinyaniso ebomvu entliziyweni yakho, akukho nenye indawo ehlabathini apho umbala wakho uvutha ngakumbi.
03 we-07
(Enye) Isihogo emhlabeni
Ukuthetha ngeenqwelo ezivuthayo, enye inomdla ngu-Erta Ale, e-Ethiopia eDeakil Depress, engumnyango wokuya esihogweni. Esinye isizathu salo moniker ngumfanekiso obonakalayo we-volcano, ehlala kwikhaya elilodwa eliqhubekayo lava.
Esinye isizathu kukuba idolophu ephilileyo ebizwa ngokuba yiDallol yindawo ehlaseleyo kunazo zonke emhlabeni , kwaye ihlala kufuphi kufuphi nensimu yelulfure ebonakala ifana neVenus kuneMhlaba.
Ukuziphatha kwebali UKUBA: u tyelele iDallol? Ukuba ucinga i-Trump's America iya kuba isihogo emhlabeni, unokufuna ukutyelela impendulo yangempela yomhlaba kwisihogo ngokuthelekiswa.
04 we-07
Izibindi zaseBrazil eziphazamisayo
Ukuhamba ngokuthe tye ngaphandle kokungathembeki, iLençóis Maranhenses yaseBrazil iyindawo yokuphelelwa lithemba-okanye ubuncinane kuya kuba, malunga nexesha lokuvulwa kukaTrump. Kungenxa yokuba iJanuwari yinkathi eyomileyo kule nxalenye yaseBrazil, kwaye izikhala phakathi kweendunduma ezinkulu zehlabathi zizaliswa ngamagqabi, njengoko zikho ngexesha lezimvula. Ingqungquthela enkulu yeLençóis, kungakhathaliseki ukuba uvakatye, ukuba indawo enjalo enomileyo ihlala ngokukhawuleza equidistance ukusuka kuma-Amazon anamandla kunye nomoya opholile we-Atlantic Ocean, kufuphi neparadesi ebonisa indlela uHillary Clinton owayesondele ngayo kumongameli .
05 we-07
(Hlela) kwi-Putin Doorstep
UMoscow uyisixeko esimangalisayo, kodwa kunzima ukuphikisa ukuba iyinqaba, indlu enemibala yaseSt. Basil Cathedral, mhlawumbi, nangona kunjalo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, iRashiya ihlala ekhaya kwindawo ebanda kunazo zonke emhlabeni kunye nelibi elinamagatsha aqhotyoshelweyo-ezi ndawo zibala into ethile, kunjalo?
Ekubeni uVladimir Putin usenokuba wanikela uDonald Trump njengoMongameli, akuyi kuba yinto engafanelekanga ukuchitha ukuvulwa kwakhe emhlabeni? Unokuba usenokukwazi ukuva idilesi yokungena yomongameli ongenayo iguqulelwe kwiRashiya yasekuhlaleni apho ibhaliwe khona.
06 we-07
Izwe elincinci eliMhlaba elibi kakhulu
Akukho mntu uthanda abafazi ngaphezu kukaDonald Trump-ngokungabikho mntu ngaphandle kukaDonald Trump. Enye into eqinisekisiwe ngamanani, nangona kunjalo, i-Iceland yilizwe elincinci elincinci lehlabathi, ubuncinane ngokweSigqeba soQoqosho loHlabathi sika-2015 soGender Gap Survey.
Phakathi kweendawo eziqinileyo ezisebenzayo njengento yangaphambili ngenxa yokulingana ngokwesini? Ulwandle ogqitywe ngumkhenkce, ungakhankanyi ininzi yamanzi, iziqhumane kunye necawa elimangalisayo lakhiwa naphezu kwesimo se-Iceland njengenye yezona zizwe ezincinci zonqulo.
07 we-07
Isiqithi saseJapan esinamaqela amaninzi
Esinye isizathu, ukuthetha ngokucokisekileyo, abaninzi abantu ngabantu bezinja kukuba loo makati ayithandi ukuba athathwe. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ukuba ungumntu onika iilwanyana iilwanyana nokuba uyayithanda okanye awunayo, isiqithi saseJapan saseTashirojima sinokuba yindawo enhle yokukhwela umongameli wayo wonke umnikazi wenkathazo eyona nto.
Inyaniso edabukisayo malunga neTashirojima kukuba, ukuze ufikelele kuyo, kuya kufuneka ugibele i-ferry e-Ishinomaki, idolophu eyayiqothulwa yindyikima ye-Tohoku ka-2011 kunye ne-tsunami. Isilivere sesilivere sale nto, ngokuqinisekileyo, kukuba ikhetha ukhetho lwangoku nje kwaye, ukuba ukhetha ukubeka unyawo emhlabathini wase-US kwakhona phambi koJanuwari 20, 2021, iya kuba isikhumbuzo sokuba ihlabathi lakho alizange liphele.
(Ngaphandle koko, into eyenzekayo phakathi kwexesha ngoku kwaye ibangela kunye neapocalypse-UThixo usincede sonke!)