Izinto Eziphela Ngaphandle Kwenene Ziyazi ...
Kukho izinto ezithethwa ngabantu baseMzantsi Afrika kuphela okanye bayazixabisa ngoMzantsi. Abantu baseMntla bazama ukuqonda, kodwa ngokukodwa, abazi kakuhle into abangayiqondi. Ezinye zala "mahlaya" zihamba ngeenxa zonke ze-intanethi kwaye zibuya nge-imeyile. Andiyazi ukuba ngubani obhalile oku ... kodwa ndiyazi ukuba bekufuneka ukuba ube yinyaniso, yinyaniso yaseMzantsi Afrika:
- Ndiyamthanda Ukuba Ngasemzantsi ...
- Osezantsi kuphela owaziyo umahluko phakathi kwe-hersie efanelekileyo kunye nokulungelelanisa, kwaye "awunabo", "PITCH" kubo.
- Osezantsi kuphela owaziyo ininzi intlanzi, imifuno ye-collard, imifuno ye-turnip, iifetyi, iimbotyi, njl njl., Zenza "umonakalo."
- Umntu ongasemzantsi kuphela onokubonisa okanye ekubonise ulawulo olubanzi "lwangaphambili."
- Kuphela iNtshonalanga eyazi kakuhle ukuba "ngokuthe ngqo" kangakanani - njengokuba: "Ukuya edolophini, buyela ngqo."
- Kwaye nabantwana basemazantsi bayazi ukuba "i-Gimme ishukela" ayiyisicelo somnxeba omhlophe, onobuncwane obuhle ohlala kwisitya esincinci esingaphakathi kwetafile.
- Bonke abemi baseMzantsi Afrika bayazi ngokuthe ngqo xa "kuthi" kwaye. Basenokungasebenzisi igama, kodwa bayazi kakuhle kakuhle.
- Umntu ongasemzantsi kuphela owaziyo ngokuqhelekileyo ukuba isenzo esilungileyo somncedi onenkathazo isitya senkukhu ebusiweyo kunye nesitya esikhulu sesaladi yamazambane ebandayo. Ukuba ingxaki yommelwane iyinkathazo yangempela, bayakwazi nokongeza ibhanana enkulu puddin!
- Abantu baseMzantsi Afrika kuphela bakhula bayazi umahluko phakathi "ngokusondeleyo" kunye "neqhekeza elide." Kwakhona bayazi ukuba "nje phantsi kwendlela" ingaba i-1 mile okanye i-20.
- Kuphela oMzantsi, bobabili bayazi kwaye baqonda, umahluko phakathi kwe-redneck, inkwenkwe enhle, kunye ne-'drosh 'emhlophe.
- Akukho mnye onyanisekileyo osemntwini onokucinga ukuba imoto kunye nomqondiso wokutshintshisa ngokukhenkcelayo uya kwenzela ukujika.
- Ummandla waseNtshonalanga uyazi ukuba "i-fixin" ingasetyenziswa njengegama, isenzi, okanye isibhengezo.
- Abemi baseMzantsi kuphela bawenza abahlobo ngoxa bemi emigqeni. Asinakwenza "imigca," senza "imigca"; kwaye xa "simgca," sithetha nabantu bonke!
- Beka amaNtsundu angama-100 kwigumbi kunye nesiqingatha sabo baya kufumana ukuba badibana, nangona kuphela ngomtshato.
- Abantu basemazweni ababhekiseli kumntu oyedwa njenge "ya'll."
- Abantu basemaphandleni bayazi i-grits evela kwimizi kunye nendlela yokudla ngayo.
- Bonke abasemzantsi bazazi utamatisi kunye namaqanda, i-bacon, i-grits kunye nekhofi zihle kakhulu; I-gravy yesibhakabhaka esilubomvu sinokutya kwasekuseni; kwaye i-tomato eluhlaza eluhlaza akusikho ukutya kwasekuseni.
- Xa uva umntu esithi, "Ewe, ndizibambe ngamehlo", "uyazi ukuba ukhona phambi koMoya onyanisekileyo!
- Abemi baseNtshonalanga kuphela bathi "itiye elimnandi" kunye "nobisi obumnandi." Ihayi elimnandi libonisa isidingo seswekile kunye nantoni yayo --- asiyithandi ithati lethu elingenasiphunga. "Ubisi obumnandi" kuthetha ukuba awufuni i-buttermilk.
- Kwaye umninimzi waseNtshonalanga uyazi ukuba ungamemezeli ukungcola kwamantombazana omdala aqhuba i-MPH engama-30 kwi-freeway. Uthi nje, "Bonga intliziyo yakhe" kwaye uhambe ngendlela yakho.
- Kwabo bahlala benamahloni ngokunyuka kwakho: Thatha iimvuselelo ezimbini zeentente kunye nomthamo we-sausage gravy uze undibize ekuseni. Bonga intliziyo yakho!
- Kwaye abo bahlala benzima ukuqonda yonke le nto yaseMzantsi, babonge iintliziyo zenu, ndiva ukuba bazimisele ukuba neeklasi kwi-Southernhood njengelwimi lwesibini!
- Kwaye abo abangekho eMzantsi kodwa baye bahlala apha ixesha elide, bafuna uphawu lokuba baxhome kwi-ya'lls front porch efundeka "Ndiya kusuka eMzantsi kodwa ndiza apha ngokukhawuleza njengoko ndinako. "U
- Yibonge iintliziyo zakho, ube nomhla osikelelekileyo.
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