Iingcebiso zokwenza iVasgas Vacation yakho ibe ngcono
Abahlobo bokwenene bayalumkisa xa usengozini. Abahlobo abakuyisa eLas Vegas baninzi njengentsapho kuba baya kulinda ukuba uqhube phambi kokuba bakuxelele ukuba kutheni ufanele ugweme umonakalo ozifunayo.
Ngoku kutshanje ndiyakwazi okanye ndingazange nditshitshiswe ngumfazi okhangayo obonakala enomdla ngokwenene kwimihla yam. Kwakungu-9am. Ndandifake iifayili yomsebenzi oqhelekileyo we-t shirt, ibhodi ebhubhayo iifutshane kunye ne-flip flops (ewe, ndiyayiqonda ukuba ndifuna i-wardrobe yokugqithisa).
Ndinezinto zezinwele zebhedi ezenzekayo. Kwaye, ndiyintloni, ndaye ndawahlamba ndaza ndayinakekela imisebenzi ethile eyayifuna ukufumana iifoto zehotele yaseLas Vegas ndahlala kuyo.
Ngoko, wayebetha kum? I-ego yam ifuna ukukholelwa ukuba ndinayo. Ukuzihlonela kwam kungitsho ukuba nangomnikelo wokuvumba kwekhonsathi kunye ne-bourbon entsha emzimbeni wam ukususela ngobusuku obude ukuba eli bhinqa likwazi ukubona idayimani.
Nangona kunjalo, ndiphosakele. (Hayi malunga nedayimane kwintlanzi, umfazi wam sele ebonayo loo nto)
Eli bhinqa ayengazange ndibethele, wayegqibezela ukutshintsha kwakhe kwaye wayezama ukufumana omnye umthengi ngaphambi kokubetha ixesha lakhe iwashi. Hayi, yiVasgas, ewe, ubuhenyu buyenzeka kwaye akukho, akukho mthethweni naphi na emfutshane!
Ngaloo nto ndengqondweni ndaza ndaza ndawahlamba iwadi kwaye ndaqala le uluhlu lwezinto izinto abahlobo bakho kufuneka bakuxele ngazo nge Las Vegas.
Ezi ngcebiso eziza kukunceda ukuba i Las Vegas ihlale ingcono. Basenokubonakala ngathi besilisa ngamanye amaxesha kodwa bafanelekile ngaphezu kokuba thina bantu singakhohlwa ukusebenzisa ubuchopho bethu. Ngokukodwa # 8.
Iingcebiso ezili-11 zokwenza iVas Vegas yakho ibe ngcono
1. Ngenxa yokuba iziphuzo zikhululekile akuthethi ukuba uzama ukusela idolophu eyomile. Kude kube nini uceba uhambo lwakho ukuya eLas Vegas?
Ngaba ufuna ngokwenene ukuyichitha? Ukumodareyitha kukhiye. Akukho nto embi ngakumbi kunokuba ungazithobeli kwaye ugqiba ugula iintsuku ezimbini ngelixa elinye iqela lakho lihle. Ngoxa uhleli etafileni okanye kumatshini otywalayo izixhobo zokusela ziyancedisa kodwa zama ukukhumbula ukuba isizathu sokuba ufumane kakuhle kwaye ucoceke ukuze ugijime imali yakho.
2. Amantombazana abonakala ngathi angaphandle kwilungu lakho mhlawumbi ngelixa. Ndikuxelele ibali lam ukuze ufumane ingcamango enhle yokuba isebenza njani. Ukuba uhlala kwibha kwaye mhlawumbi kusondele kakhulu okanye ngokukhawuleza uqaphele intombazana eshushu ecinga ukuba ufuna ukuthetha nawe. Ngaba ubenobungane kakhulu? Ingaba ubonakala ngathi akayicingi ukuba uyaphalaza malunga nendlela obenxiliswe ngayo kangangokuthi wahlula i-10 ngaphambili kwaye u-$ 50 ukubheja kumgca? Ubuqhetseba AYIYOMTHETHO eLas Vegas. Ewe, ndiyazi ukuba ubonile ukuba inyaniso ibonisana neenkundla zamabhotela eNevada. Ezi zikhoyo kodwa azikho kumgca waseLas Vegas. Uya kuvela entolongweni xa ubanjwa kodwa kubaluleke nakakhulu ukuba kuyingozi kangakanani. Musa ukwenza! Lindela ... oku akusiyo yonke into ebunzima kunye nobumnyama, ukuya kuyo nayiphi na i- nightclub yaseLas Vegas kunye nokudibanisa, isixeko sinegama elihle kakhulu, kukho isizathu.
Ukudibana nomntu kwiqela, unxila, uzonwaba kwaye uza kuba neendaba ukuxelela abafana ekhaya.
3. Xa uhamba nge-Las Vegas umqhawulo akulungile ukuba ususe ihembe lakho. Lobu bugebengu! Ndiyayibona yonke ixesha nje ukuba sonke simele sibone ukuba unqwenele ukuya kwindawo yokuzivocavoca iiveki ezimbini ngaphambi kwekhefu lakho laseLas Vegas. Bafana, mhlawumbi ningazi le nto kodwa unako ukufumana intonga emhlane wakho kwaye isisusa sonke. Kwakhona, ulusu olumnyama luphazamisa wonke umntu ojikelezile. Enye enye into, ukuba ufanele uyenze, ukuba ucinga ukuba kufuneka uthabathe ikhati lakho njengoko uhamba phantsi kumgca weLas Vegas obambe i-Eiffel Tower isinxu siselo esiqhekezayo, nceda ufake i-sunscreen. Ndiyakucenga!
4. Madoda, bhinqa izicathulo eziya kuthi zihlale ezinyaweni zakho ubusuku bonke. Akukho mntu ufuna ukukubona uphethe ii-hempi ezine-intshi ngelixa ulinde itekisi eneenyawo ezinqamlekileyo.
Oku akuyona into enhle. Owesifazane okhangayo kakhulu, ekhangele kakhulu "Vegasy" kwaye ubambe ezi zithende eziphezulu kakhulu eziphakamileyo esandleni sakhe. Uyazi ukuba ukhangeleka kakuhle xa ewagqoke kodwa ngoku unama-intshi amane amancinci kwaye imilenze yakhe ibonakala ingxenyeni kunye neenyawo zeenyawo zakhe nazo zonke i-casino carpet yazo. Ugh. Apholi, ungenzi. Pake ngokufanelekileyo kwaye unxibe izicathulo ezinokuba nakho ukuhlala ubusuku bonke.
5. Xa umgcini we-cocktail ehamba kunye nawe kuba kuba nethemba lokuba uyamnika intonga enkulu. Oku kwenzeka njalo kwaye ndibona abafana bezama ukuba yi-Trent (Swingers reference) Bafuna ukuthintela abahlobo babo ukuba bathethe ngeenjazi kunye ne-ayisikrimu ukwenzela ukuba "baxoxe" kunye nomgcini we-cocktail. Mamela abafana, aba bafazi basebenza. Basebenza kanzima imihla ngemihla kwaye into yokugqibela abayifunayo kukuba "badibanise" nomnye umntu ocinga ukuba i-tip dollar iya kubaphuza kamva kwiToucan Harry (i-Stardust reference)
6. Le ndoda emnyango we nightclub ayinyamekeli ngawe ngaphandle kokuba uzisa amantombazana ambalwa endaweni yeli qela lalabafana. Ngaba ucinga ukuba uyiVIP? Hlala phantsi kulo. Okwenu awubonakaliyo ngaphandle kokuba unabesifazane abambalwa kunye nawe. Ndiyazi, ndizamile ukuhamba ukuya kumntu ongena emnyango oceliwe ukuba angene kwaye ba ndikhangele ngokungathi ndandibacela ukuba baboleke imali. Ewe, ukuba ndiyambethe kakuhle bachitha ixesha elininzi kunye nam. Ukuba ndinegama abaphulaphule ngakumbi. Ukuba igama lam liluhlu bayandithumela kwindawo efanelekileyo. Vegas clubs, ungenza ntoni? Ngaba iqela lamadoda lingena kwi-nightclub yaseLas Vegas?
7. Umele ulale, iiyure ezingama-48 ze-party non-stop stop for anyone. Oku kungengqiqo, asikudingi ukuba ufe ngenxa yokudinwa eLas Vegas kwaye ngokuthe ngqo xa ukhubeka ungedlule ngebhaya yakho nge-8am Ndikhathazeke ngawe. Uchitha i-chunk yemali ukuya eLas Vegas ukuze ndiqonde ukuba ufuna ukuzonwabisa kodwa kufuneka ulale. Yenza kwidama ukuba ufanele (ungalibali i-SPF) kodwa nantoni na oya kuphumla!
8. Iingaphantsi kweengubo ayikhethi. Ngaba oku kusandi Ngokuqhelekileyo umntu omncinane uthabatha ngokukhawuleza kwikhonkri ebandayo yegaraji yokupaka okanye igumbi elingaphandle kwegumbi lehotele elininzi kakhulu kubonisa. Le nto ayilona nto into endiyibonayo. Elinye iqela elincinci elincinci linamanzi amaninzi ukusela kwaye ligqiba ukukhawuleza ngokukhawuleza kwinqanaba elibandayo. Ewe, uyazi ukuba kwenzekani njengento eninzi kakhulu ye-sexy ebonisa kwaye akukho mntu ufuna ukusondela kubo ukubanceda bafihle. Ngaphambi kokuba wazi ukuba ubuso bakho bubonakala kwiifayile ze-Facebook zaseLas Vegas.
9. Ilanga akuyona indawo enhle yokulala xa ukhohlwa ukusebenzisa i-sunscreen ngokufanelekileyo. Musa ukukwenza, ulala embhedeni uze udibanise echibini. Nantoni na enikwenzayo, UNGAKHULU UKUBHALA! Ilanga liyakushisa kwaye lichithe iVasgas. Buza umntu ongaziwayo ukuba ahlase kumqolo wakho okanye abe nomhlobo wakho omnye.
10. Kukho imigaqo eLas Vegas kwaye ukuba uyawaphula ungagqiba kwi "casino jail." Ukususela kwinto endixelelwa ngayo, kubi kakhulu njengentolongo yangempela. Iindawo zokungcebeleka zinegunya labo lokhuseleko kwaye ziya kululela ukuba uhamba nabaphathi basekhaya. Unengqiqo yokwenza ezi ntlobo zezigqibo. Ngoku, injongo kukuzonwabisa kwaye uyigcine kunye. Izinto zenzeke kwaye yinto efanelekileyo kakhulu ukuba uyenze xa ungena kwimeko apho umntu abeke khona amabhonkce phambi komqolo wakho kunye neengalo zakho eziqhotyoshelwe kubo kukuhlala uzolile uze uzame ukuphuma ngaphandle kwejele laseCasino ngaphandle kokuya kwisixeko ejele. Bahlobo, yenza konke okusemandleni akho ukuqiniseka ukuba ukhuseleko lwengingqi uza kufumana umhlobo wakho okhuseleyo kwipropati ngokukhawuleza.
11. Faka imali yakho epokothini lakho ngaphambili kwaye ugcine ikhadi le-ATM ekamelweni lakho. Ngokuqinisekileyo awudingi ukubuyela kumatshini ukuze ufumane imali engakumbi emva kokuba uhlukanise i-8 kwaye ulahlekelwe yimali yakho. Ukuba uphuze unakho ukuthabatha ukuxosha emva kokulahlekelwa yimali. Musa ukwenza. Fumana ibha uze uhlawule isiselo kwaye uya kuvuya ngakumbi ekuseni.
Ngaba oku kufana nesandi esibuhlungu nesiqhamo? Ewe, akunjalo. I-Las Vegas yindawo enonwabo yokuchitha iintsuku ezimbalwa ezithatha ukuziphatha kwakho kumda wendawo yakho yokuthuthuzela. Ngethuba nje uthabatha ezi ngcebiso ezimbalwa kufuneka ulungile.
Isipho esisodwa osifuna ngokwenene ukuzonwabisa kwaye ungaphuzi okanye udlale kakhulu. Awu, ewe uphuze amanzi amaninzi, yintlango uyayazi.
Yintoni Okufanele Uyenze Las Vegas?
- Khangela ukukhetha kwethu kwihotele e-Las Vegas kuwe.
- Iindawo zokutyela ezihamba phambili zeLas Vegas
- Khangela imiboniso e Las Vegas kukukunceda uceba iholide lakho.
- Izinto zokwenza eLas Vegas
- Iindawo zokuhamba ezihamba phambili zaseLas Vegas?
- Amachibi amahle kakhulu eLas Vegas.
- Khangela ezinye izixhobo zezulu zaseLas Vegas ukukunceda uceba uhambo lwakho.