01 ngo-11
Isifundo: Inwaba yeholide iyancipha ama-36% KwiLungu ngalinye leLungu elongezelelweyo elongezelelweyo
I-anyanisi Akukho mntu uthatha iindwendwe zentsapho ngokungathandekiyo kunendawo ye-satire ye-intanethi. I-onion, i-humor-dry humor isoloko isishiya sihleka. Ayikho ipaki yesizwe okanye i-Disney World ifumaneka.
Cofa ukuze ufumane yonke intsapho inokuxhamla.
I-COLLEGE PARK, i-MD-Ukufumana iziphumo ezihambelanayo kuzo zonke iindidi kunye nexesha lokuhlala kweeholide, ukusuka kwii-cruise ezininzi zeveki ukuya kufaka iiveki ezithengiweyo zenkampu, ingxelo ekhishwe ngoMsombuluko yiYunivesithi yaseMaldan ibonisa ukuba umntu oqhelekileyo unandipha ixesha lakhe emsebenzini okanye kwisikolo iyancipha ama-36 ekhulwini kwilungu ngalinye lentsapho elongezelelweyo elikhoyo.
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02 we-11
I-Disney World ivula Ubungqina obutsha obunzima kwiintsapho zokuxhamla
I-anyanisi I-BAY LAKE, FL-Touting iindawo ezininzi zepropati ezikhethiweyo ezikhethiweyo kunye neengcinga ezibonakalayo, abameleli beWalt Disney World Resort bavakalise ngoMvulo ukuvulwa kwe-Ordeal Kingdom, ipaki entsha ephambili ngokukodwa eyenzelwe ukutshatyalaliswa kwintsapho epheleleyo.
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03 we-11
UMama uchitha ixesha lokuphumla kweBhangi ngokuthatha yonke imisebenzi yasekhaya ekudleni
I-anyanisi Olu datha lusetyenziswa kwiiBhanki zangaphandle .
INTLOKO YO-NAGS, NC-Ngokuqhubekayo ukuhlamba impahla, ukupheka, okanye ukucoca kwindlu yendlu yasekuhlaleni yendlu yakhe yokuhlala, kulona veki, umama waseCatherine Catherine Yardley uchithe ikhefu elidinga kakhulu ukwenza yonke imisebenzi yakhe yasendlini xa esondela kufuphi nolwandle. "Awuyinto enhle ukuphuma kwithuba elithile kwaye uphumule ngamanzi?" U-Yardley uthe waxima phantsi kwekhitshini yekhitshini waza wakhupha imfucumfucu, imisebenzi ayeyayenza ngokuqhelekileyo kumgama wamamayela angama-200 ukusuka elunxwemeni endaweni yeenyawo ezingama-50.
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04 we-11
Abazali Abakhathazekile Abantwana Abadala Kukhunjulwe Ukukhunjulwa Kweentsapho
I-anyanisi ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABANTU ABAKHULU BABANTU, abazali bakaJoel noBethany Weyandt batshele abaphephandaba ngoLwesibili ukuba baxhalabele ukuba abantwana babo bakhulile ukukhumbula iinkcukacha zabo zentsapho zabo zakutshanje. iholide.
Indoda nomfazi bathi unyana wabo, uMichael, 6, kunye nentombi, uNora, 5, baye bafikelela kwiminyaka apho bakwazi ukwenza kunye nokugcina izikhumbuzo ezicacileyo, ukugubungela iinkxalabo zesibini ukuba abantwana baya kukwazi ukukhumbula iinkcukacha ezininzi lohambo lwabo ukuya eHershey, PA, ukusuka ekushiseni okucinezelayo, kwiindawo ezininzi abazali abazithethayo, kwiiyure ezazisetyenziswe kwiindlela ezahlukeneyo.
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05 we-11
Intsapho Ngomphetho Njengoko ikhefu liye laphela Ngaphandle kokuvutha Omnye Ulwa
I-anyanisi I-MYRTLE BEACH, SC-Ukukhula ngokuxhalaba ngakumbi njengoko uhambo lwabo lusondela ekupheleni kwayo, amalungu omndeni wakwaMosrtti athembele kubanyathelisi ngoLwesihlanu baziva becala ngokugqithiseleyo bazi ukuba ikhefu labo bahamba ngaphandle kokulwa.
Ngokweengxelo, uGreg noLinda Mosshart, kunye nabantwana babo, u-Olivia noDanny, baye babelana nge-hotel encinane ye-hotel e-Myrtle Beach malunga neveki kwaye baye bahlala bexakeka kakhulu ngosuku ngalunye. Amalungu amane entsapho axelele ukuba adle ukutya kwabo bonke, asebenzisana nayo yonke imisebenzi efanayo yokuzonwabisa, kwaye achitha ixesha elifutshane malunga nekhampani yomnye nomnye, imeko awayeyifumene ngokuzimela eyakhokelela ekunyuseni ngokukhawuleza kwimeko yokuxinwa kunye nokugqithisa, kodwa , baqaphele ukuba bekungasayi kuba yinto yokutshintsha.
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06 ngo-11
Iingcebiso ze-anyezi zokuhamba nabantwana abancinane
I-anyanisi Izithuba zentsapho zingabakho ixesha lokubambisana kunye nokwakha izikhumbuzo ezihlala njalo, kodwa xa kubandakanywa abantwana abancinci, ukuhanjelwa kungaphinda kugxininise ukucwangcisa nokwenza. Nazi iinqununu ze-anyanisi zokuhamba nabantwana:
- Abantwana bakho bamele bazi ukuba balindele ntoni kwindiza yabo yokuqala, ngoko ke hlalani nabo ngaphambi kohambo kwaye nibe nengxoxo engenangqiqo malunga ne-9/11, emva kwayo, kunye neziphumo zokukhusela ukhuseleko.
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07 we-11
Intsapho Ichitha Ukuphumla Kweveki Ukutshabalalisa Ngaphandle
I-anyanisi I-ATLANTA-Ivakalelwa ihlaziyekile emva kweentsuku ezintathu zokumisa e-Forest ye-Oconee yeSizwe yeSizwe, amalungu omndeni wase-Prendergast aqinisekisile ngoMsombuluko ukuba achithe iveki ephumayo ekubhubhiseni phambili ngaphandle. "Kulungile yonke into ngoku kwaye ubaleke kuloo mzi, uphume ngaphandle, kwaye uchithe ixesha lokutshintsha imvelo," watsho ubaba wesibini uDan Prendergast, 49, echaza ukuba ukugqithiswa kohambo kwakukho ukunyuka kwentsasa ngexesha lakhe intsapho wayekwazi ukuphosa iibhotile zabo, i-granola bar wrappers, kunye neengxowa ze-sandwich ze-Ziploc kwiintlanganiso ze-Mountain Burgess kunye neenxweme ze-Ocmulgee River.
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08 we-11
Ukuqhaqhaza kwi-Facade Kubonakala Ngosuku lwesithathu Ukukhutshwa kunye neNtsapho Yomhlobo
I-anyanisi I-LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, NH-Njengoko wangena ngosuku lwakhe lwesithathu ekhefu kunye nentsapho yomhlobo kunye nomfundi ofunda naye uJessica Matthieson, uKayla Phelps oneminyaka engu-15 ubudala, wathelela kubalandeli bakhe ngoLwesibili ukuba iintsimbi zaqala ukuvela kwi-facade yokuvumelanisa phakathi kweMaties e cetywayo.
... "Ndandisoloko ndicinga ukuba uyise wayemnandi, kodwa ngoku ndiqala ukuzibuza ukuba mhlawumbi amahlaya akhe athetha nje. Ukhohlisa umama kaYessica, kwaye cishe akahleki naye. Xa eyenzayo, ndiqinisekile ukuba uyayifaka. "
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09 we-11
Umntu Unqabile kakhulu Ukuhlambalaza yonke into yokuphumla ukusuka kwiSuku lokugqibela kweZithuba
I-anyanisi U-ELKHART, NGU-esithi ngisho nomzuzu omncinane wokuzilibazisa, indoda yasekuhlaleni uBrian Rabe utshele abathwali beCawa ukuba wayezama ukugubha yonke into yokugcina yokuphumla ukusuka ngosuku oluye lwahlala ixesha lokuyeka emsebenzini " impazamo yokuvula i-imeyile yomsebenzi, kwaye andinakuphinda ndiphazamiseke. Ndiya kufunda incwadi-engcono kodwa, yifunde ngaphandle ukuze ndidinge ukwenza umsebenzi ohlukeneyo ukuze ndifumane ilanga-uze uhambe ngqo kwimidlalo yevidiyo. "
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10 we-11
Ukucwangcisa Iholide Yentsapho
I-anyanisi Ihlobo lusekupheleni kwekona, kwaye oko kuthetha into enye: iindwendwe zentsapho. Nazi ezinye iingcebiso zokwenza uhambo lwakho olulandelayo luphumelele:
- Iifama zingaba yimfundo, kunye nokuzonwabisa. Zisebenzise amathuba okufundisa ngelixa kwiindawo ezifana ne-Gettysburg Go-Kart & Waterpark kunye ne-Wounded Knee Outlet Mall.
- Ukuba unamantombazana aselula asetsheni, uhambo oluya kwiMpuma Ekude lunokuzihlawula ngokulula.
- Ukutyelela i-arhente yokuhamba kwendawo kunye nokulayisha kwiincwadana ze-Caribbean-cruise. Bamba ezi ncwadana ngokusondele ebusweni bakho kwi-quickie i-vacation-on-budget.
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11 kweye-11
Yonke into ekhethiweyo ye-Nook Inqwelo eqhutywe ngotshwala Ngehora yesiBili yohambo
I-anyanisi Ngaba ungazixelela?
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