Indoda enye, abahlanu abaseLas Vegas
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Njengoko wam umfazi uhlawula le steroid, ethatha, u-Adonis, inkunzi ekhangela ukuba ndibone umdaniso wembhokhwe njengenxalenye yesilingo sam sokulungisa ukubheja nokuxelela abafazi kwi-Las Vegas, ndiphantse ndilahlekelwe sisisu. Lo mfana wacelwa ukuba alahlekelwe izinto ezimbalwa kwi-spandex thong yakhe njengoko wayedansa intshi ukusuka ekhaleni lam.
Oku konke kwaqala ukungahlambulukanga okwaneleyo ngokubheja kwam umfazi wam ngamaqela e-bachelorette yinto elandelayo eLas Vegas. Okubalulekileyo, wayenombono wokuthi kwakukho abaninzi abafazi abonwabela ngobusuku bokugqibela kunamadoda kule mihla. Ukucaphuna kwakhe oku, "Abasetyhini bembatha ibhulukwe kwimizi emininzi kule mihla ukuze baye bakhululwa kwiindawo zokufuna ukuzizonwabisa abadala. Ewe, ngokwenene bafuna ukushiya abantwana kunye nabayeni ekhaya ebusuku ebusuku. "
Ndavumile ukuba abafazi bafuna ukuzonwabisa , kodwa ingcamango yokuba ngenxa yokuba ndihleli ekhaya imihla ngemihla andinxibe ibhulukwe, kakuhle, andicinga ukuba kunjalo. Wayegxininisa ukuba afune amanye amabhinqa aphethe amaqela e-bachelorette eLas Vegas kunamadoda kwaye kufuneka ndigxininise ngakumbi kwizinto zokuzonwabisa kwabafazi.
Ukwenza eli gama elide eliphambili kunye nelincinci, wayelungile. Iintlobo zezilwanyana zandiyeke ukuba ndikwazi ukufumana amaqela amabhinqa angama-15 kwilizwe elibhiyozelayo, ndiyakwazi ukukhupha izithinteli ezithandathu.
Abafazi babethathe eLas Vegas ngoko ndavuma ukugxininisa ngakumbi kubasetyhini kunye neemfuno zabo kwaye kwafuneka ndivumelane nobusuku edolophini kunye nomfazi kunye nabahlobo bakhe abambalwa.
Ngoko ubusuku baqala kunye nam ukuba ndihlale ngumboniso kunye namadoda ase-Australia kunye "neNdudumo evela e-Downunder", kwi-Excalibur.
Le nto yayingakhokhelwa ngokukhawuleza njengoko ndacacisile ukuba ndihleli nomqeshwa kwii-Olympic Gardens ezenzeka kwi-Australia. Ndacacisa ukuba njengengxenye yophando lwam kwakufuneka ukuba ndixoxisane nabafazi beeklabhu zamadoda. Ngelo xesha akazange abonakale engqondweni, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo, andizange ndive ndiyimfuneko yokuva umntu okhulayo ehleka endlebeni yam, "Uyi-bloke enhle."
Wayeyithanda njengoko kwenza abahlobo bakhe.
U-Lucky kum akazange ameme nabani etafileni lethu, kodwa ndiyabona ukuba kutheni iAustralia enhle e-Olympic Gardens yashiya ilizwe lakubo, aba bantu bafumana kakhulu i-sweaty ngenxa yam. Enyanisweni, ngubani osika isifuba sawo?
Njengoko lo mboniso wagqiba sasiba naliphi na ixesha lokuthintana nokuphela kokuhlwa, njengoko sasikhawuleza ukuya kwimiboniso esilandelayo, "Madoda: Show". Ekuqaleni ndacinga ukuba sasiya kwinguqu yeeComedy Centrals "The Man Show", kodwa ngelanga kwakungekho ndawo kufuphi nayo. Akukho ntombazana enye kwi-trampolines kwindawo. Ndikholelwa ukuba ubhiya abukho. Ukususela kwinto endixelelwa ngayo, i-Apple martinis yayilungileyo. Ndakuzama ukuhlamba ebudeni obunxilisayo ekhutshwa ngumhlobo wam uJohnny Walker.
Ndimele ndibalise ukuba abafazi ngeenkcazo zizidalwa ezikhangayo. Abasetyhini banamaritha kunye nokulinganisa ubugcisa obuhle. Madoda, ngokuqinisekileyo, asinakujoliswa ukuba siboniswe kwaye siboniswe. Ifom yefowuni ayithandeki; Ngenene, ndingathanda ukuguqula izibane phantsi xa ndiza. Abafana, sinezinto ezininzi zokubanika entliziyweni nasengqondweni.
Ndiqinisekile ukuba abaninzi abafazi bayavumelana naloo nto.
Njengoko sashiya umbukiso kwiRyvira amantombazana azama ukuba sibone abadansi be-"Chippendales" eRio kodwa babesele benokubonisa okokugqibela.
Yiyiphi intloni, okanye ndacinga.
Ndimele ndiqaphele, ukuba xa ushiya igumbi elizele ngabasetyhini bebukele amadoda ahamba kunye kwaye ufumene kwisithuba esilandelayo se-limousine esolula kunye nabahlanu ba bafazi bafumana into enomdla. Akukho nto ingcolileyo okanye nantoni na ngaphandle kwala ma mantombazana ayelungele ukubuyela ekhaya aze avule amadoda abo. Ndaqala ukucinga ngethamsanqa yam enhle. Xa i-Limo imile, ndaqhenqa ukuze ndibone ukuba amantombazana ayenele kwaye andithabatha "kwii-Olympic Gardens" njengomnikelo woxolo.
Ndiya kuvuma ukuba ndichitha ixesha elide ndicoca i-scotch kunye ne-whiskey kulobu busuku, kodwa into engayiqondiyo kukuba ndiyilibale njani ukuba umgangatho wesibini wale nkampani yintandokazi inika i-revue yindoda.
Ngoko ndiphelile nge-silver thong, kulinda, spandex, ngesiliva yesilivere, solulela ekusebenzeni kwayo ukuxubha esitrateni sam njenge-chinchilla ekhangele ukukhwela. Andizange ndibe mnandi ngakumbi.
Ngokuphathelele oomama, bekunandipha ukubukela mna, kodwa kamva bavuma ukuba abazange bafune ukuba badlale bonke abantu ukuba babe nexesha elihle.
Umfazi wam wavuka ngokuhlwa ngokuba nomnye wabadlali beentombi aze ahlale emgodini wam kwaye azame ukuvakalisa igama lakhe laseAustraliya "" Usuku oluhle, umlingane? "Kwakuyibizo elibi kunye nomzimba wakhe wawunzima kakhulu ngenxa yam khakis.
Ngoko, ukuba ufumanisa uhambahamba ngekasekino kwaye ubona iqela labasetyhini bhiyozela ukuwa komnye udade kwiingcamango zomtshato oyingcwele, yazi ukuba abafazi le mihla bembatha ibhulukwe, kwaye bafanelwe ukuphuma baze babe ncinane yolonwabo, ngokude nje ukuba bangenzi ukuba unxibe uncinci, isilivere, iimbatho zangaphantsi ngobusuku obulandelayo.